Post 130284 by healyn@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #130270 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:09:31Z
       
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       ya know those like things that are like tubes of sugary colored ice damn used to love those
       
 (DIR) Post #130273 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:09:47Z
       
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       not the grape ones those were a sick joke
       
 (DIR) Post #130284 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:11:40Z
       
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       @johnrandom this is messed up...the grape ones were among the best
       
 (DIR) Post #130291 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:12:24Z
       
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       honestly what a brilliant thing to sell tubes of water with sugar and food coloring like it's an actual product
       
 (DIR) Post #130304 by utilitymom@queer.party
       2018-09-22T01:13:36Z
       
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       @johnrandom otter pops
       
 (DIR) Post #130305 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:13:48Z
       
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       @healyn 1) wtf 2) you could've had the like 100 grape ones I had built up and refused to touch
       
 (DIR) Post #130327 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:16:21Z
       
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       @healyn my mom wouldn't buy us new ones until we ate the grape ones so me and my brother would fight about who had to eat them
       
 (DIR) Post #130335 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:17:38Z
       
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       @johnrandom Orb! what??? what is this grape slander??!!
       
 (DIR) Post #130341 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:19:02Z
       
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       @healyn grapes are good "grape" flavor is the most revolting taste known to civilization
       
 (DIR) Post #130343 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:19:21Z
       
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       @johnrandom @healyn exactly backwards
       
 (DIR) Post #130358 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:20:51Z
       
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       @CartoonBangover @healyn grape flavor is just what food scientists call it when they dump all the left over chemicals they couldn't use for the good flavors together
       
 (DIR) Post #130377 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:23:03Z
       
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       @johnrandom @healyn nah that's watermelon
       
 (DIR) Post #130417 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:23:38Z
       
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       @CartoonBangover @johnrandom @healynThis ain't it chief
       
 (DIR) Post #130418 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:24:23Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover @johnrandom seriously...the only bad flavors are lemon and lime and that's that
       
 (DIR) Post #130419 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:25:02Z
       
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       @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover y'all taste buds are wack
       
 (DIR) Post #130428 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:25:54Z
       
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       @johnrandom @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees you can't lump me in with this fool, hatin on lemon and lime. I mean really
       
 (DIR) Post #130429 by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:25:59Z
       
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       @johnrandom otter pops
       
 (DIR) Post #130433 by CheeseMonster@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:26:33Z
       
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       @johnrandom @healyn they make grape flavor flavored grapes now
       
 (DIR) Post #130436 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:24:36Z
       
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       @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom WHAT
       
 (DIR) Post #130437 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:24:56Z
       
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       @CartoonBangover @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom you heard me
       
 (DIR) Post #130438 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:25:44Z
       
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       @healyn @CartoonBangover @johnrandom listen listen I know we all have our opinions but have you considered the real enemy:Cherry
       
 (DIR) Post #130439 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:26:57Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @CartoonBangover heresy
       
 (DIR) Post #130451 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:27:55Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @CartoonBangover we all like blueberry right? how deep does this go
       
 (DIR) Post #130453 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:28:18Z
       
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       @johnrandom @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover im good with blueberry
       
 (DIR) Post #130456 by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:28:29Z
       
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       @johnrandom @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @CartoonBangover Blue is blue raspberry there's no blueberry flavored popsicles.
       
 (DIR) Post #130457 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:27:03Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover @johnrandom jesus christ...you millenials
       
 (DIR) Post #130458 by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:28:09Z
       
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       @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover @johnrandom Alright here's the official flavor rankings, best to worst: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Purple.
       
 (DIR) Post #130459 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:28:30Z
       
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       @Jewbacchus @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover this is p solid
       
 (DIR) Post #130460 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:28:37Z
       
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       @johnrandom @healyn @CartoonBangover blueberries= always goodBlueberry flavors= sometimes good, sometimes bad
       
 (DIR) Post #130462 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:28:57Z
       
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       @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @CartoonBangover oh yeah my bad I mean not that the taste is actually related to any kind of real fruit
       
 (DIR) Post #130466 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:28:43Z
       
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       @healyn @johnrandom @OhMyGodMyKnees blueberry's fine. but blue raspberry is the best
       
 (DIR) Post #130467 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:29:20Z
       
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       @CartoonBangover @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees I give up
       
 (DIR) Post #130479 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:29:50Z
       
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       @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover @johnrandom red, purple, blue, green, orange, yellow
       
 (DIR) Post #130480 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:30:48Z
       
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       @healyn @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover blue, green, red, yellow, orange, purple
       
 (DIR) Post #130484 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:30:51Z
       
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       @healyn @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom this hierarchy is meaningless because it varies from brand to brand, product to product
       
 (DIR) Post #130485 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:31:22Z
       
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       @CartoonBangover @healyn @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees a valid point
       
 (DIR) Post #130504 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:32:29Z
       
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       @healyn @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover purple/grape flavor is an abomination but orange/orange has it's own layer of hell too
       
 (DIR) Post #130515 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:33:17Z
       
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       @johnrandom @healyn @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover in my experience orange cream sicles tend to be the best tasting
       
 (DIR) Post #130522 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:33:45Z
       
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       @johnrandom @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover Starburst literally created a separate pack called "FaveREDS" bc anything red is top of the food chain
       
 (DIR) Post #130537 by ItsJenNotGabby@twinja.club
       2018-09-22T01:35:10Z
       
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       @johnrandom popsicles?
       
 (DIR) Post #130540 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:35:44Z
       
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       @ItsJenNotGabby kinda I think the common brand name today is otter pops
       
 (DIR) Post #130551 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:34:43Z
       
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       @healyn @johnrandom @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees Jolly Rancher has a cherry soda that's so fuckin delicious, you wouldn't believe
       
 (DIR) Post #130552 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:36:55Z
       
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       @CartoonBangover @healyn @Jewbacchus @OhMyGodMyKnees I think I had this once and I remember thinking I'd given myself diabetes instaneously
       
 (DIR) Post #130570 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:30:16Z
       
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       @healyn @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover @johnrandom red and purple are the worstEverything else ranges from okay to bad
       
 (DIR) Post #130571 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:30:40Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover @johnrandom this is just a terrible opinion
       
 (DIR) Post #130572 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:37:16Z
       
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       @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover @johnrandom grape flavor tastes nothing like grape. It’s just “purple” flavor. Purple ice pops, purple Tylenol, purple drink. It’s all terrible.
       
 (DIR) Post #130573 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:38:55Z
       
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       @Thomas @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover yah like grape flavored medicine for kids just tastes like shit but they can get away calling it grape flavored because that's what grape flavor tastes like
       
 (DIR) Post #130575 by healyn@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:39:15Z
       
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       @johnrandom @Thomas @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover it's medicine!
       
 (DIR) Post #130602 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:41:03Z
       
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       @johnrandom @healyn @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover all three of y’all get it. Ain’t nobody trying to eat some dimetapp-ass ice pop
       
 (DIR) Post #130666 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:41:35Z
       
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       @Thomas @johnrandom @healyn @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover Banana stuff tastes uncanny
       
 (DIR) Post #130667 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:42:15Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom @healyn @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover I fucks with banana tho
       
 (DIR) Post #130668 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:43:28Z
       
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       @Thomas @johnrandom @healyn @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover bananas the fruit are the purest foods on EarthBanana flavored things are sin and must be abolished
       
 (DIR) Post #130669 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T01:44:29Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @Thomas @johnrandom @healyn @Jewbacchus finally, we agree about something. real nanners are delicious
       
 (DIR) Post #130670 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:44:56Z
       
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       @CartoonBangover @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom @healyn @Jewbacchus isn’t that particular variety of banana dying out?
       
 (DIR) Post #130671 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:46:27Z
       
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       @Thomas @CartoonBangover @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @Jewbacchus the banana crop is particularly vulnerable to disease because most of the worlds production is like a single variety I'm not sure exactly what it's status is though
       
 (DIR) Post #130684 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:47:01Z
       
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       @johnrandom @Thomas @CartoonBangover @healyn @Jewbacchus I probably should stop eating them so much
       
 (DIR) Post #130700 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:47:47Z
       
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       @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @Jewbacchus that’s what I remember, yeah. The bananas we eat now are a newer varietal because the one people used to eat already died out. Now this one is going too.
       
 (DIR) Post #130701 by lipsticksocialist@asstodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:47:51Z
       
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       @johnrandom @Thomas @CartoonBangover @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @Jewbacchus Real dangers of banana monoculture ITT
       
 (DIR) Post #130709 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:48:47Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @Thomas @CartoonBangover @healyn @Jewbacchus oh I guess you don't care about the economy of Ecuador then
       
 (DIR) Post #130726 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:50:15Z
       
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       @johnrandom @Thomas @CartoonBangover @healyn @Jewbacchus well I'm not going to stop eating bananas but at some I have the consider the amount of food I'm eating
       
 (DIR) Post #130727 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:50:19Z
       
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       @johnrandom @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover @healyn @Jewbacchus I know this wasn’t directed at me, but I actively do not care about the economy of Ecuador in particular and I want to make that known.
       
 (DIR) Post #130760 by lipsticksocialist@asstodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:46:14Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @Thomas @johnrandom @healyn @Jewbacchus @CartoonBangover I read somewhere that 'banana flavor' was based on a variety of banana that doesn't exist any more which is why it tastes so strange to anyone who was born after like WWI
       
 (DIR) Post #130761 by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:50:53Z
       
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       @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @Thomas @johnrandom @healyn @CartoonBangover Cavendish bananas are dead
       
 (DIR) Post #130762 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:51:30Z
       
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       @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom @healyn @CartoonBangover THAT’s the one. They’re dying to some disease, right?
       
 (DIR) Post #130763 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:53:38Z
       
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       @Thomas @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @CartoonBangover there's a couple I think there's some fungal disease is the primary threat right now
       
 (DIR) Post #130767 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:53:53Z
       
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       @Thomas @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @CartoonBangover https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_sigatoka
       
 (DIR) Post #130785 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T01:56:00Z
       
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       @johnrandom @Thomas @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @healyn @CartoonBangover banana discourse is extremely entertaining
       
 (DIR) Post #130792 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:56:30Z
       
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       @johnrandom @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @healyn @CartoonBangover pretty fucked up... but not as fucked up as these deviants that actually enjoy purple flavor.
       
 (DIR) Post #130804 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T01:57:42Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @Thomas @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @healyn @CartoonBangover people in western countries are so divorced from the systems that provide them with sustenance it's kind of nuts
       
 (DIR) Post #130835 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T01:59:45Z
       
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       @johnrandom @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @healyn @CartoonBangover you’re absolutely right. Most people are happy to say that bananas come from the grocery store and that’s that. It reminds me of a few years ago when I read about how most shrimp nets also kill sea turtles, so you’re supposed to ask if whatever shrimp is “turtle safe” but no server or grocery store employee knows, so I just don’t eat it anymore.
       
 (DIR) Post #130871 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T02:03:43Z
       
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       @Thomas @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @healyn @CartoonBangover once when I was a sushi dude a customer asked about the provenance of our fish and I mean Im kind of interested and had seen on the box that it was farm raised in some southeast Asia country but like fuck dude do you think I really know
       
 (DIR) Post #130888 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:05:25Z
       
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       @johnrandom @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @lipsticksocialist @healyn @CartoonBangover yeah, so like, on the one hand, I want to be informed about where my food is coming from, but on the other, unless I grow it myself can I really ever know? The server and likely the chef aren’t going to really know. I guess I can buy all my food at the farmers market, but that’s inconvenient, expensive, and extremely limiting.
       
 (DIR) Post #130907 by lipsticksocialist@asstodon.social
       2018-09-22T02:01:36Z
       
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       @Thomas @johnrandom @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn @CartoonBangover also apparently it's pretty tough to source shrimp that haven't relied on slave labor at some point in the pipeline
       
 (DIR) Post #130908 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T02:06:39Z
       
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       @lipsticksocialist @Thomas @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn @CartoonBangover oh on this if youve eaten cocoa (you've eaten cocoa) you're almost certainly supporting really hideous labor conditions up to and including slavery in West Africa
       
 (DIR) Post #130911 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:07:07Z
       
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       @johnrandom @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn @CartoonBangover 😑
       
 (DIR) Post #130928 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:08:39Z
       
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       @johnrandom @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn @CartoonBangover look, y’all want some slavery free food I’ve got an okra plant that is currently threatening my family with its eldritch stalks. I’ve got DOZENS of jars of cruelty free pickled okra.
       
 (DIR) Post #130935 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T02:09:15Z
       
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       @lipsticksocialist @Thomas @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn @CartoonBangover Nestle got some push back for this and they were like ohhh umm shit.. I guess we'll ask our suppliers real nicely to not do that slavery thing
       
 (DIR) Post #130936 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:09:36Z
       
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       @johnrandom @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn @CartoonBangover how did that go?
       
 (DIR) Post #130946 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T02:10:30Z
       
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       @Thomas @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn @CartoonBangover not sure but I'm kinda doubtful
       
 (DIR) Post #130952 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:11:42Z
       
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       @johnrandom @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn @CartoonBangover that tracks
       
 (DIR) Post #130959 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
       2018-09-22T02:12:46Z
       
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       @johnrandom @Thomas @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn isn't nestle the one that believes water shouldn't be a human right or somethin like that? they prolly encourage slavery
       
 (DIR) Post #131011 by binchicken@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T02:14:24Z
       
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       @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @healyn there actually is a flavour of grape that tastes exactly like that and it blew my tiny mind
       
 (DIR) Post #131018 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T02:15:10Z
       
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       @CartoonBangover @Thomas @lipsticksocialist @OhMyGodMyKnees @Jewbacchus @healyn nestle is crazy evil
       
 (DIR) Post #131048 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T02:18:01Z
       
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       @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @Thomas @lipsticksocialist @Jewbacchus @healyn After what happened in Flint, the CEOs need to burn
       
 (DIR) Post #131147 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:19:57Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @lipsticksocialist @Jewbacchus @healyn here’s the real shitty thing. They will face 0 real consequences. Worst case scenario they would get a fine or some county commissioner will do a couple years in lock-up, but to the children who’s brain chemistry was damaged by lead in their water, that’s not much consolation.
       
 (DIR) Post #131148 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:22:25Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @lipsticksocialist @Jewbacchus @healyn I’m not much of a “nothing matters” guy, but realistically in the current situation in the US, this will continue happening in perpetuity. Disasters last as long as the news cycle. Flint is still unlivable and the people there that are too poor to move are just fucked Absolutely fucked. Puerto Rico is literally in ruins and nobody is doing anything
       
 (DIR) Post #131149 by OhMyGodMyKnees@mastodon.social
       2018-09-22T02:24:02Z
       
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       @Thomas @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @lipsticksocialist @Jewbacchus @healyn fuck everyone who got us here forever
       
 (DIR) Post #131150 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:26:07Z
       
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       @OhMyGodMyKnees @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @lipsticksocialist @Jewbacchus @healyn orb, I’m sorry this got from ice pops to disaster management.
       
 (DIR) Post #131151 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-22T02:35:42Z
       
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       @Thomas @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover @lipsticksocialist @Jewbacchus @healyn going to say this was always my intention
       
 (DIR) Post #131167 by Thomas@laserdisc.party
       2018-09-22T02:38:04Z
       
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       @johnrandom @OhMyGodMyKnees @CartoonBangover @lipsticksocialist @Jewbacchus @healyn some day I hope to reach the point where my innocuous toots about childhood popsicles turn into serious discussions about banana management and disaster relief.
       
 (DIR) Post #131482 by beefgnawpolis@knzk.me
       2018-09-22T03:06:26Z
       
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       @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @healyn  that's a funny way to spell "green apple flavor"
       
 (DIR) Post #131515 by beefgnawpolis@knzk.me
       2018-09-22T03:09:24Z
       
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       @johnrandom @CartoonBangover @healyn fake grape is fine. fake banana is not fine but it's based on old skool bananas so at least that's understandable.That fake green apple shit gets up in your sinuses. Ain't right. Ain't natural.
       
 (DIR) Post #131544 by beefgnawpolis@knzk.me
       2018-09-22T03:11:38Z
       
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       @johnrandom Oh, freezer pops. I thought you were talking about those wax tubes of sugar water at first.