Post 1146694 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
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 (DIR) Post #809411 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-10-27T16:57:25Z
       
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       google is proud to announce that we're deprecating javascript support in chrome for our new standard, GoScript
       
 (DIR) Post #809412 by mary@computerfairi.es
       2018-10-27T17:46:19Z
       
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       @lynnesbian 6 months later: we're deprecating GoScript in favor of WASM 2
       
 (DIR) Post #1146693 by jackofallEves@mastodon.cloud
       2018-11-12T12:56:33Z
       
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       @lynnesbian we're still gonna be using javascript in 500 years time, itll be the main language that the human neural networks will use
       
 (DIR) Post #1146694 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-12T12:56:47Z
       
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       @jackofallEves GAME OVERBAD END
       
 (DIR) Post #1146698 by elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu
       2018-11-12T12:56:48.291287Z
       
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       @lynnesbian Arguably they did something like this a few years back already with Dart (which was originally planned to get implemented into browsers)
       
 (DIR) Post #1146699 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-12T12:56:59Z
       
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       @elomatreb coming Soon™
       
 (DIR) Post #1146743 by jackofallEves@mastodon.cloud
       2018-11-12T12:59:50Z
       
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       @lynnesbian you say that, but the true bad ending is the one where society collapses in the 2070s because the bank mainframes programmed in COBOL finally give out and in the ensuing capitalist panic, the corporate nukes go off
       
 (DIR) Post #1146750 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-12T13:00:15Z
       
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       @jackofallEves https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
       
 (DIR) Post #1146804 by Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town
       2018-11-12T13:03:52Z
       
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       @lynnesbian @jackofallEves the tooth hurty problem
       
 (DIR) Post #1146830 by jackofallEves@mastodon.cloud
       2018-11-12T13:06:15Z
       
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       @lynnesbian maybe we should just go mayan and use the unix epoch as a reset point for the calendar
       
 (DIR) Post #1147264 by chloe@octodon.social
       2018-11-12T13:33:38Z
       
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       @lynnesbian I remember when Dart was supposed to make it into Chrome. It never did though.