Post 1103274 by Kracotte@eldritch.cafe
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(DIR) Post #1103216 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-10T17:42:23Z
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the new apple product: a $3000 piece of paper that says "i'm rich". bursts into flames after two years
(DIR) Post #1103227 by healyn@mastodon.social
2018-11-10T17:43:00Z
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@lynnesbian NEEEEEDDDDD THIS
(DIR) Post #1103232 by chloe@chitter.xyz
2018-11-10T17:43:09Z
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@lynnesbian the commercial for it is just a piece of paper in 42 dutch angles
(DIR) Post #1103238 by minego@birb.site
2018-11-10T17:43:26Z
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@lynnesbian Why so long? No one is going to believe I'm rich if I only have to spend $3k every 2 years.
(DIR) Post #1103242 by sireebob@cybre.space
2018-11-10T17:43:34Z
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@lynnesbian how's the battery life? hope they don't throttle it after a year
(DIR) Post #1103247 by sascha@deadinsi.de
2018-11-10T17:43:40Z
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@lynnesbian isn't that what "Designed by Apple in California" was?
(DIR) Post #1103257 by CornishRepublicanArmy@knzk.me
2018-11-10T17:44:04Z
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@lynnesbian and people say capitalism doesn't create innovation , uh guess again sweetie
(DIR) Post #1103274 by Kracotte@eldritch.cafe
2018-11-10T17:44:38Z
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@lynnesbian There's an app for that (no shit, I am dead serious)
(DIR) Post #1103278 by ben@mastodon.lubar.me
2018-11-10T17:44:53Z
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@lynnesbian Once again, Apple steals an already-existing idea and claims they invented it!https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Contract_of_Patronage
(DIR) Post #1103282 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-10T17:45:04Z
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@Kracotte yes but the app was only $599, not nearly rich enough
(DIR) Post #1103305 by Ocean22@niu.moe
2018-11-10T17:46:49Z
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@lynnesbian It's not much of an upgrade from this years products, but I think it's a step in the right direction good job apple
(DIR) Post #1103372 by quad@weeaboo.space
2018-11-10T17:52:09.053294Z
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@lynnesbian basically already exists though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designed_by_Apple_in_California
(DIR) Post #1103647 by ipslfn@twingyeo.kr
2018-11-10T18:07:40Z
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@lynnesbian and they had the nerve to ban this app...
(DIR) Post #1103652 by dayglochainsaw@knzk.me
2018-11-10T18:08:13Z
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@lynnesbian remember when there was an app on the App Store that was more or less this exact thing and apple deleted it for being a little too on-the-nose
(DIR) Post #1103654 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-10T18:08:26Z
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@dayglochainsaw the COWARDS
(DIR) Post #1103668 by Kracotte@eldritch.cafe
2018-11-10T18:09:17Z
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@lynnesbian ha yes
(DIR) Post #1105158 by themorgangoats@jorts.horse
2018-11-10T19:41:12Z
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@lynnesbianit also has cutting edge technology that makes it so you can't write other stuff on the paper
(DIR) Post #1106082 by der_Jeff@mastodon.host
2018-11-10T20:37:20Z
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@lynnesbian @vfrmedia when can I pre-order this?!
(DIR) Post #1106517 by Roxxie_Riot@knzk.me
2018-11-10T21:08:37Z
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@lynnesbian Feature: It gives you papercuts no matter how you hold it and if you write anything else it voids the warranty.
(DIR) Post #1112367 by SeongGino@elekk.xyz
2018-11-11T03:35:06Z
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@lynnesbian And that's assuming it doesn't rip into pieces just from taking it out of the box.