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(DIR) Post #ArFT3oEpsWsOjUt5QO by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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gonna collect all my dumbest #EldenRing posts in this thread…
(DIR) Post #ArFT3pmY8fRFWLfWc4 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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there are so many girls in this game who just want to hug you or hold your hand and they are all TROUBLE(yes, i will hug them. yes, i will hold their hands.)
(DIR) Post #ArFT3r03bvpzIWzpJ2 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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"a beast man? in MY farum azula?"it's more likely than you think!
(DIR) Post #ArFT3s9fJh7KscV0vA by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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roderika says what we're all thinking:1. i'm a coward2. i'm so bad at this3. many of the mean people trying to kill me have way too many arms and/or heads
(DIR) Post #ArFT3tGRC082Jufw7E by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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the dragon who's too tired to wake up even as he's bleeding to death from his ass is such a big mood, truly
(DIR) Post #ArFT3uds4MT2aseAHQ by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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went into the game expecting to become afraid of weird leathery guys and instead i'm now afraid of bears
(DIR) Post #ArFT3wAWOSB9KQvkoK by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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crafting a wondrous physick by spiking my booze flask with amphetamines
(DIR) Post #ArFT3xVpOiofUnuHey by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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summoning a spirit jellyfish (child soldier), in defiance of the 1998 ICC statute on child soldiers
(DIR) Post #ArFT3yiytIvpFt4Ing by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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sorceress sellen was exiled from the academy of raya lucaria for inventing the "cool S"
(DIR) Post #ArFT3zw8Nt2z0yEJwO by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i'm a wizard (bad at fighting)
(DIR) Post #ArFT41XkPWjDzupsCu by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i love the bunny-squirrel-mice bopping around everywhere, whole world's gone to shit because of rings and fingers and whatnot, and they're just vibing
(DIR) Post #ArFT42vtFFdOJ58fTc by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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thops is a bit of a screwup but he's also the most normal guy i've met, probably the only guy who doesn't smell like a dog carcass or have a haunted penis in like a 200-mile radius
(DIR) Post #ArFT44ASeYss8YxopM by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i kissed the cemetery shadeit was an intense psychosexual journey(owie)
(DIR) Post #ArFT45JiNdsdhYIitE by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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friendship ended with [dodging boss attacks]now [Lhuthel the Headless] is my best friend
(DIR) Post #ArFT46PQJu2b5XynQW by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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yes, i killed Godrick the Grafted, but i also gave him the push to try that dragon-head-arm thing like he'd always wanted, so for about 40 seconds before he died he was living his best life
(DIR) Post #ArFT48WETYfxdFBGJk by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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they call them the Two Fingers, but you never see them fi— HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NO NO NO NO DO NOT WANT WHAT THE FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(DIR) Post #ArFT49bwPopv1ErKr2 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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guided by grace (pejorative)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4AiiI7qcSX2G36 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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walking around with a paper bag labeled "shabiri grape. do not eat." in my backpack
(DIR) Post #ArFT4Bo4FhizpQY328 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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"you are a tadpole when it comes to magic. infantile. without the legs to walk."sorceress sellen is a Poster
(DIR) Post #ArFT4CxfxT0LPW3EeG by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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[upon completing literally any npc quest]wellllllllllll... THAT happened ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(DIR) Post #ArFT4E3jsPRsobtajo by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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everyone at roundtable hold is a sadsack sourpuss except for roderika, who is living her best life
(DIR) Post #ArFT4F9RofbqCbZfH6 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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hewg treats a cool character like his adopted daughter: that's cool, you're a great guy, i love that for youofnir treats a cool character like his adopted daughter: get a job! stay away from her!
(DIR) Post #ArFT4GDjqCdTWCabbM by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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honestly half the reason i like elden ring is that i don't understand any of its math at all and just sorta navigate all of its "rpg" systems based purely on hearsay and vibes
(DIR) Post #ArFT4HQtKmkdHHkck4 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i posted my character to group chat and my friends are politely telling me how hot she is
(DIR) Post #ArFT4IYj98c4lsQOau by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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the real reason to avoid using spirit ashes is that your console's hard drive is gonna be full of videos of your spirit killing the boss while you're already dead on the ground(thanks, Lhutel!)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4JgCyoBwFMvstU by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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wife: i'll hang out while you play elden ringme: ok, watch this! [gets smushed by a bowling bowl] [goes on a long elevator ride] [mows down a hundred weird screaming school children]
(DIR) Post #ArFT4KokkWcXm9wDqq by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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lady tanith: hello, tarnished. i am the proprietresssss of thissss manor.me: oooo what's this? a snake cult?lady tanith: do you have the iron will to oppose the erdtree's plans?me: well,,, i am pretty excited to learn about the SNAKE CULTlady tanith: perhaps you are ready to walk the bloody path to a new tomorrowme, doing cartwheels around the foyer: SNAKE CULT SNAKE CULT SNAKE CULT
(DIR) Post #ArFT4LyiQyBTNLbh1E by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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ranni: i'm the night witch ranni, here are my three best friends — wolfmans got nards, mr. weapon upgrades, and grand inquisitor pedophilemr. weapon upgrades: i would die for herwolfmans got nards: every day i wake up and invent a new way to die for hergrand inquisitor pedophile: [rolling his eyes, sighing theatrically]
(DIR) Post #ArFT4N7yA3BEwKwb56 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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ranni: so rogier sent you to spy on me huhme: yeah pretty muchranni: that's kinda cool. you should do that. we could be spies together.
(DIR) Post #ArFT4OCGBaCsFvxXPM by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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gideon: sorry the skull man tried to kill youme: for uncovering his war crimesgideon: yeah, the war crimesme: didn't he work for yougideon: hmm… i don't recall! … anyway, meet your new roommate!the poo-poo man: hello
(DIR) Post #ArFT4PJO2ZV9iKIk9g by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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the poo-poo man: what's the worst thing you've ever done. think of the most vile and degraded thing ever. you are like a little baby. i do that thing six times every day before breakfast.roderika [whispering]: i don't like that guy. i think he's eeeevil.
(DIR) Post #ArFT4RHKjB2zoXM8ES by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i really like how Elden Ring doesn't bother to track your "quests" with the exception of a few that involve someone literally handing you a to-do list on a piece of paperi really like how it supports maps & markers but doesn't saddle you with a mini-map and a dozen glowy arrows at all towns
(DIR) Post #ArFT4SfpXaEk8npD3Q by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i'm using a guide here and there to figure out where the things i might really really want are, but when i'm in an area on my way to the thing i'm usually just exploring, vibing. it feels great.and i absolutely don't have to find everything because i don't *need* everything
(DIR) Post #ArFT4TkpWTpXUbAiUC by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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having a bit of a crisis because i ran out of imp keys so now a lot of the exploration feels dauntingwhat do i do, what do i do
(DIR) Post #ArFT4Up7Y0rAoCBeoS by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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azur, master sorcerer: so good at sorcery that he teaches you the pinnacle of primeval sorcery without lifting a fingerall while you're trying to check his pulse, poke him with a stick to see if he's alive at all, &c. &c.
(DIR) Post #ArFT4Vt3arbE6h2JaS by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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me, like 80 hours into elden ring, fighting two tree sentinels in order to get into the capital city that's built around a titanic magical tree: "why the fuck are all these knight guys tree themed?"
(DIR) Post #ArFT4WzTUUKLWt2xEG by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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fighting Radahn with the power of friendship (throwing a bunch of bloodthirsty idiots at him while i cast Comet Azur)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4Y3PXL4OpNtc0G by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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grand inquisitor pedophile: i see you've found my sanctum sanctorumme: uhhh that's one way of putting itgrand inquisitor pedophile: do you, too, wish to live deliciously?me: ummgrand inquisitor pedophile: very well. you've forced my hand! choose a reward from my cabinet of curiositiesme: i'll take the naked guy with a jar on his head i guessgrand inquisitor pedophile: ohoho, i knew you were a fellow SCHEMER
(DIR) Post #ArFT4Z6dcpFI5gPhfk by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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grand inquisitor pedophile: oh, tarnished, i took you for a lout, but you and i are kindred spiritsme: mm hmgrand inquisitor pedophile: perhaps you would like to participate in the most glorious scheme of all! a masterwork of treachery!me: [reading a web page that says i'll get a nice treasure if i betray him at the last second] yeah yeah treachery sounds great hoss
(DIR) Post #ArFT4aChXlgpUmG3lI by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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grand inquisitor pedophile: well, well, well, tarnished! now that you have TWO of my dollies… perhaps you'd like to… [tents fingers] make them kissme: i think i'll just keep them in the packaging if it's all the same to yougrand inquisitor pedophile: ahhh. how refined! a true COLLECTORme: …grand inquisitor pedophile: …me: …grand inquisitor pedophile: soooo anyway i drew a picture of what it would look like if you were my best friend
(DIR) Post #ArFT4bFZeZa8jybrsW by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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sorceress sellen: yes! hell yes! sellen is BACK, baby! i'm the queen bitch of the academy and things are about to get ~super spicy~ up here! let's show that ethics review board who's boss![two hours later]sellen: [cacophanous hell moan] ah… apprentice… it… seems… my… kata… mari… hypothesis… was… a… touch… flawed…
(DIR) Post #ArFT4cKZdTAw5lxNJI by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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brother corhyn: i love the noble goldmask! he's so cool! in a lifetime i will only be able to understand as much as he communicates with one twitch of his finger!me: why's he all desiccated like thatbrother corhyn: the noble goldmask is so pure in his asceticism that he can subsist on a single drop of rainme: is he, tho? subsisting? he looks… dead?brother corhyn: nonsense, hahaha, we talk all the time when *you're* not here. i'll have you know he tells me i'm his special friend EVERY DAY
(DIR) Post #ArFT4dQdYPcTUrnjOq by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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spent 45 minutes killing the same black flame guy over and over again to get his armorthis is optimal gameplay because we're all about that drip
(DIR) Post #ArFT4eiOlrQBUF7Qiu by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i record my boss battle wins for my kid to watch later, and i've got a very special surprise for him today:a really tense and clean fight against black knife alecto that ends with her just absolutely ripping my guts out with a single counterattack 😎
(DIR) Post #ArFT4fnOkl0yq2Sw9g by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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white mask varre: welcome to the family, lambkin! here's a very ~special~ invitation, just for you…LOGIC: [medium: fail] this must be it! this must be… the HOMO-SEXUAL UNDERGROUND
(DIR) Post #ArFT4gvaXnA0LjIzYm by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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melina 🤝 black knife ticheputting in the hard work to make me the elden lord
(DIR) Post #ArFT4i34NSjrpDoTrM by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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it's time for…✨ FASHION ✨ ✨ SOULS ✨ starter look: warrior's blue cloth armor
(DIR) Post #ArFT4jACES29Hc9gbg by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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✨ FASHION ✨ ✨ SOULS ✨ mage-knight look: carian knight armor, kaiden helm, scaled greaves & gauntlets (magic poise number achieved)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4kJ5yqkKpVKJ7I by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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✨ FASHION ✨ ✨ SOULS ✨ "i'm gonna be the coziest elden lord ever" look: blackflame monk armor, radahn's gloves & boots
(DIR) Post #ArFT4lP9tnBsEbAfCq by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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fun fact: i got that coat from that dead guy you see in the previous screenshot 😎 (had to kill him about 50 times)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4mVvm6CZftLaOu by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i love those facial tats so much — the character creator in this game sincerely makes me happy
(DIR) Post #ArFT4naDndECzUMWjA by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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really admire #EldenRing's dedication to making sure that whenever the imp with the big fork appears, he's always lined up perfectly to stab you in the ass
(DIR) Post #ArFT4ohhdIo4Sys11k by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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tempted to respec into faith just so that i don't have to change my talismans, spell slots, and held items (to use Flame Cleanse Me) every time i run into a scarlet rot swamp
(DIR) Post #ArFT4prJL45Q34NCds by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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maliketh is basically what would happen if your dog was a human-dog hybrid and then suddenly you went to jail for a long time and he had to find something to do with himself(he'd sit around the house eating the forbidden snacks, in sweat pants)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4qtTUVPZG4ORea by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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me 🤝 black knife tichebeating elden ring(the end boss is so much gender)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4rxPXM9cYZF6Qa by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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🎵🎵🎵life is like a hurricane, here in jar-burg!tarnished, flowers, potentates, it's a jar-blur!might solve a mystery, or rewrite history!d-d-danger, look behind you!there's a poacher out to find you!what to do? just grab on to somecorpse goo! (woo ooo)actually the jars are full of corpse goo! (woo ooo)every day they stuff themselves withcorpse goo! (woo ooo)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4t1hYtBFsAG2kq by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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nagakiba, my beloved
(DIR) Post #ArFT4u4veNM98Sm8QK by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i "beat" the game like 20 hours ago but i'm still in the sewer, hunting the poo poo man (he will not escape me alive)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4vJ950K2wqR0Do by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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Dark Moon Greatsword:• (cold take) it's obscenely strong• (cold take) it's easy to use• (hot take) its natural home is in a shield build — you can L2 Parry under pressure and use R2 Moonlight for free damage and stance breaking when you're not pressured, which means you're basically double-dipping powerful, disruptive, FP-efficient Ashes of War with only a tiny amount of very relaxed low-pressure weapon-swapping involved• (cold take) it looks kinda mid, tho
(DIR) Post #ArFT4wkTirmRPuELSq by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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going to the Church of Vows to seek absolution for my sin (accidentally attacking a bird)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4yUbEsGcpEogzY by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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new game plus let's gooooooooo(dex/faith lightning ninja until i get bored and respec)
(DIR) Post #ArFT4zdUzGyoN7zJVA by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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me, ng+, breezing through bosses using my big-big katana hits: hahaha, i love this. feel my power, fools!me when some rats successfully form the dreaded Rat Triangle: no. you guys can't do that. this is so unfair.
(DIR) Post #ArFT50jCvX8ll7fO2S by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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✨ FASHION ✨ ✨ SOULS ✨ for new game plus we're starting with a mysterious wanderer look: nox skirt, leather armor, godskin apostle bracelets, iron kasa(hat stays on til i kill godrick and make my spicy entrance to roundtable hold)
(DIR) Post #ArFT51oCuQjZ6v0tTE by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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past like level 200 builds are increasingly like "you can just have whatever you want," but i went dex/faith with a lightning theme, either enchanting my nagakiba or sniping with bolt of gransaxpicked bloodhound step to force me to learn how to actually melee more instead of just spamming special attacks at every opportunity
(DIR) Post #ArFT52wkg9AAdi1EQa by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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heading into the festival of radahn, i decided to respec: int/dex with tons of endurance and faith secondary, just pure greedy synergy for a chill fun time(gear shown: nox skirt, leather armor, black leather shield, dark moon greatsword)
(DIR) Post #ArFT545eQXsMBbBqwC by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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this is the kind of thing you can really only do with too many levels:after you charge dark moon greatsword you can use the empowered R2s and have golden parry on your L2lots of buffs to your damage outputsorcery focused on situations where the greatsword falls behind a bit (slicer for fast attacks, shard spiral dices big stuff)bolt of gransax and the sword of albinauric genocide in inventory for when you need to add extreme range or ludicrous aoelight roll :blobdab:
(DIR) Post #ArFT55LHltya4NVqwi by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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also here's her face again
(DIR) Post #ArFT56PDokidMsMVii by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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iron fist alexander: ok, here's what you gotta do. you gotta smack me on the ass. don't hold back. really give it to me.iron fist alexander: come on. i've been trained for this. i can take it.[1 week later]iron fist alexander: ok, we're gonna do the thing again. give it to me hard. but this time, let's use lube.
(DIR) Post #ArFT57X3d6a4rT2HZY by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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this is just what happens in the game, i'm not, like, changing it in any way.
(DIR) Post #ArFT58eBU5sMJrNUJs by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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• iron fist alexander wants you to absolutely destroy his asshowever,• iron fist alexander is named "iron fist alexander"therefore:• we must conclude that iron fist alexander is vers
(DIR) Post #ArFT59mjFoIxqeNpHE by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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Elden Ring protip:if you're reading a guide on how to do every dungeon because you're scared you'll miss some hidden paths, just buy margit's shackle insteadit also absolutely trivializes most traps
(DIR) Post #ArFT5AsRC4SvEe3toW by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i love it when elden ring gives me diagetic musici'm all like "oh that's cool, this area is so cool" and then i hit some weird guy with a sword and it goes quiet all the sudden. oops.your new elden lord is not a very good patron of the arts.
(DIR) Post #ArFT5BzD4NTcfwEp0a by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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top elden ring musicians:1. the nomad guys in the sad pit of 1000 dead nomad guys2. harpies3. leyendell toot-toot boys, let's all admire their dedication to being round and tooting
(DIR) Post #ArFT5DBebb1cOp4H2m by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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(i had to mark the toot-toot boys down a bit for sounding real bad once they start trying to use their music in combat. they do *not* work well under pressure, clearly)
(DIR) Post #ArFT5EMgE5RI3JEarw by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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top elden ring musicians, updated:1. the nomad guys in the sad pit of 1000 dead nomad guys2. big shaman gals3. that one perfurmer with his little flute4. harpies5. leyendell toot-toot boys
(DIR) Post #ArFT5FRgCz25P6a6Ii by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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speaking of music…i notice that when people post videos of their elden ring / dark souls / &c. play, both single-player and pvp, they never really slap music on it?(whereas basically every gw2 montage i've watched has had tunes)
(DIR) Post #ArFT5GX2AYuSm05tHk by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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the fallen leaves tell a storyof how a tarnished became elden lordin our home, across the fog, the lands betweenour seed will look upon us and recall✨the age of dance✨
(DIR) Post #ArFT5HhLpgkyOHve0O by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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yatta!on to new game plus two
(DIR) Post #ArFT5IptbPBZv4vyxk by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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ng+2 respec:we're gonna get real vicious
(DIR) Post #ArFT5K0ZFDJfYSw1Ee by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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✨ FASHION ✨ ✨ SOULS ✨ leather armor chest, sanguine noble skirt, traveler's machettes, bandit mask, eleonora's poleblade(i am embracing the "arcane" stat/lifestyle)
(DIR) Post #ArFT5L6dA9lCxYmNKC by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i picked up eleonora's poleblade to try to force myself to play better and, like…1. it's good! it's real good!2. i like it. it *feels* good!3. sometimes i want that stance break so bad that i burn 3/4 of my health bar trying to land it, and that piles up so much damage the boss is just dead afterward anyway
(DIR) Post #ArFT5MDl193UPx7a4W by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others with my poleblade
(DIR) Post #ArFT5NUoHEI2N86iI4 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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togethaaaaaaa
(DIR) Post #ArFT5Obw8DaJpWRv2O by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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ng+ means you can just mow down rennala's creepy little harry-potter children with the blade of albinauric genocide
(DIR) Post #ArFT5PjPxtABJ0xPKy by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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[a single glowing child throws a book at me]that's it you little shits, i have the power of god in my pocket and i'm taking all of you down with me
(DIR) Post #ArFT5Qp7u9K8h0dTsG by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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i activated margit's shackle to show leyendell surprise-margit who's boss, but he got stuck in a big hole so i couldn't actually hit him the whole time he was pinned down :( :( :(
(DIR) Post #ArFT5RrI3aeHu0eisy by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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elden ring speedrun but only the part from when dung eater shows up to when you get rid of him by stabbing him to death in the sewers
(DIR) Post #ArFT5Sva57fvDbffDE by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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feeling like a proud parent (my mimic tear bled me out in one quick attack combo)
(DIR) Post #ArFT5U2LxQgcetqaPI by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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tried (upper rune level bracket) pvp and it's pretty fun overall, but i gotta admit i have a visceral hatred for bull-goats nowit's not even, like, a poise thing! i've had great fights with people wearing the veteran set, giant-thighs armor, &c.but every bull goat seems to piledrive you with spells as soon as they log in, spam bloodhound step, &c. &c.
(DIR) Post #ArFT5V5a2urVvCMg4m by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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*in theory* a guy mix-and-matching prelate+gideon armor with a nightrider halberd and a guy rocking full bull goat with a cross-naginata are running the same sort of build, but the former feels fun and cool even when he kicks your ass, while the latter just has you doing a mental inventory of "okay what 'meta-breaker' weapon do i need to carry around as a backup to fight this guy next time"
(DIR) Post #ArFT5WAE38AjFtXtxI by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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shoutout to erdtree avatars who look like they're gonna wind up for an elden-stars attack but instead clone themselves, thereby creating tons of contact area for a single spinny-jumpy L2 to take out 50% of their hit pointsgotta be one of my favorite genders
(DIR) Post #ArFT5XFE21lWbgtPO4 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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months ago i made a post that every guy in elden ring (besides thops) looks like he either smells like dog carcass or has a haunted peniswell, i went back to elden ring and now i can't stop labeling every guy i run into
(DIR) Post #ArFT5YMLt13o45Ec8O by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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radahn: dog carcassgodrick: dog carcassmargitt: haunted penismohg in the sewer: dog carcassmohg lord of blood: haunted penisrykard: both dog carcass and haunted penisgold mask: definitely smells like an old sneaker, which is adjacent to dog carcasshewg: his metaphysical servitude is a haunted penisall the nomad merchant guys: the call of madness is akin to a haunted penis(?)godfrey, first elden lord: 100% canonical case of haunted penischieftain hoarah loux: dog carcass
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kinda between games right now, so i went back for moreFASHION SOULS
(DIR) Post #ArFT5ac1Vimh3Ga9q4 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
(DIR) Post #ArFT5bhjRyweRGGENM by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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do not tell me to power stance the katanas, i will never power stance them
(DIR) Post #ArFT5cmNSCFrlxRSFs by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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they got a whole nother erdtree under there
(DIR) Post #ArFT5dvdBHFdKwmMJk by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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call me Tarnished Mario on account of how i'm gonna fix the plumbing in this waterlogged castle
(DIR) Post #ArFT5ezvCoHGeXnIe0 by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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checking out the cool giant specimens in the specimen hallgiant yakgiant barnacle yakgiant… crucified jesus?
(DIR) Post #ArFT5g4ZD1aTzEyWWW by saddestrobots@jorts.horse
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leda: we're all from different walks of life, but the love of miquella brings us together[five minutes later]leda: i don't care much for hornsent