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       ERISIAN MAGIC RITUAL:
       THE TURKEY CURSE
       
           Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter to 
       the evil Curse of Greyface, the TURKEY CURSE is here passed on to 
       Erisians everywhere for their just protection.
       
           The Turkey Curse works.  It is firmly grounded on the fact that 
       Greyface and his followers absolutely require an Aneristic setting to 
       function and that a timely introduction of Eristic vibrations will 
       neutralize their foundation.  The Turkey Curse is designed solely to 
       counteract _negative_ Aneristic vibes and if introduced into a neutral 
       or positive Aneristic setting (like a poet working out word rhythms) 
       it will prove harmless, or at worst, simply annoying.  It is not 
       designed for use against negative _Eristic_ vibes, although it can be 
       used as an Eristic vehicle to introduce positive vibes into a 
       misguided Eristic setting.  In this instance, it would be the 
       responsibility of the Erisian Magician to manufacture the positive 
       vibrations if results are to be achieved.  CAUTION -- all magic is 
       powerful and requires courage and integrity on the part of magician.  
       This ritual, if misused, can backfire.  Positive motivation is 
       essential for self-protection.
       
       TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:
       
           Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for 
       fisticuffs.  Face the particular greyface you wish to short-circuit, 
       or towards the direction of the negative Aneristic vibration that you 
       wish to neutralize.  Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner 
       and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling 
       up a sexy giantess.  Chant, loudly and clearly:
       
                       GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!
       
       The results will be instantly apparent.