Dilbert - 1999-01-24 - 
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       Dilbert is at a cocktail party.  A woman says, "You spilled red wine
       on your shirt."   The woman says, "You should dilute it with white
       wine."   A woman throws a glass of wine in Dilberts face and says,
       "You'll thank me for this later."   The woman says, "I think that
       helped."  Another woman approaches.  Woman 2 says, "You need salt to
       absorb it."   Woman 2 throws a drink in Dilbert's face and says, "Try
       my margarita."   Women 1 says, "Salt didn't work.  Let's try pepper
       spray."  Woman 2 says, "Perhaps lighter fluid..."   Woman one sprays
       pepper spray and says, "No harm in trying."  Woman 2 says, "I have one
       more idea."   Dilbert walks into his living room with his shirt
       burned.  dilbert says, "Just once, I'd like to got to a party and not
       be set on fire."  Dogbert says, "There is a stain on your rug."
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