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       The Boss tells Alice, Wally and Dilbert, "Write up your
       accomplishments so I can decide who gets raises this year."   Wally
       asks, "Are you saying our raises will depend on our ability to lie
       about our achievements?"   The Boss replies as he walks away, "No,
       there's also favoritism."   Dilbert says, "And don't forget the
       importance of minimizing the accomplishments of others."   Dilbert
       sits at his desk and types, "This year I saved a billion dollars in
       ways which are impossible to verify."   Wally types, "While the others
       plotted against you, I was applying an invisible rust inhibitor to
       your car."   Alice says to Wally and Dilbert, "I can drop those off
       for you."  Dilbert says, "Thanks."   Dilbert asks Wally, "Have you
       noticed she's the only one who ever gets a raise?"  Wally replies,
       "It's as if she has the accomplishments of three people."
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