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       Dogbert sits on his pillow.  Ratbert approaches him with a notebook
       and pen and says, "I'm going to interview successful people and write
       a book of their tips.  I'll start with you, Dogbert."   Ratbert writes
       in his notebook as Dogbert says, "Set your alarm clock to go off every
       hour.  Keep a big vat of 'Jell-O' by the bed.  When the alarm goes
       off, stick our head in the 'Jell-O' and yell, 'Boy, I'm tired!'"  
       Ratbert walks away saying, "Thanks!"  Dogbert thinks, "Beware the
       advice of successful people; they do not seek company."
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