Dilbert - 1991-08-12 - 
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 (IMG) 1991-08-12
       Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert stands on the hassock.  Dogbert
       says, "I got a job as a used car salesman."  Dilbert asks, "Does it
       pay well?"   Dogbert replies, "I'm not in it for the money.  I just
       enjoy lying to strangers."   Dogbert shows a car to a customer and
       says, "This one was owned by Carlos the Diamond Smuggler.  It corners
       well, but the gas mileage is bad -- almost as if it has weights hidden
       in the door panels."
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