Dilbert - 1991-08-11 - 
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       Dilbert drives his car and thinks, "Motorist in distress up ahead."  
       A woman in a car asks, "Can you help me, young man?"  Dilbert replies,
       "Have no fear, I'm an engineer."   Dilbert looks under the hood of her
       car and says, "Hmm . . . Yes, I see . . . Try it now."   The woman
       tries to start the car and says, "Nothing."   Dilbert says, "Okay, try
       it now."  The woman gets out of the car and looks over his shoulder.  
       The woman says, "Hey, you're not doing anything but fiddling and
       poking at things!"   The woman continues, "In fact, there's nothing in
       here that you could conceivably fix with your bare hands.  My God, you
       men are frauds!!"   The woman continues, "It's lucky I'm out of gas;
       you might have caused an explosion!!"
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