Dilbert - 1991-05-20 - 
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       Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper.  Dogbert asks, "Do
       you mind if I get a turtle for a pet?"   Dilbert replies, "That sounds
       cute.  Maybe you can teach it to do tricks."   Dogbert asks a giant
       turtle, "Can you do any tricks?"  The turtle replies, "I can roll on
       my back and die."
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