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       The Boss says, "Dilbert, I'd like you to introduce the new guy to
       everybody."  Dilbert thinks, "Groan."   The Boss walks away thinking,
       "This way I never have to learn their names."   Dilbert tells the new
       guy, "The first stop on our odyssey is Bud."   Dilbert says, "Uh . . .
       Bud, this is the new guy, and vice versa."  The new guy smiles.   Bud
       looks up from the newspaper and says, "What's this?! Another
       pink-bottomed, Ivy League, management 'trainee'?!"   Bud shouts, "In
       MY day, you had to start at the bottom . . . And by golly, you STAYED
       there!!"   The new guy asks, "How long have you worked here?"   Bud
       replies, "A week . . . This happens pretty quickly."
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