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       Dilbert stands next to a woman in an elevator.  Dilbert thinks,
       "Riding elevators is so awkward." Dilbert thinks, "Stare straight
       ahead . . . Don't breathe . . . Don't fidget . . . Don't blink . . .
       Arms hang like limp weights . . ." The woman thinks, "I think he's
       dead."  Dilbert thinks, "Above all, act naturally."
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