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       Dogbert sits at a desk.  Dilbert says, "Yes?"  Dogbert says, "I'm
       demanding a new wage and benefits package." Dilbert says, "I already
       give you everything you want . . ." Dilbert continues, "And in return
       you give me disloyalty, verbal abuse and occasional legal problems."
       Dogbert says, "Okay, it's a good job, but I'm putting in twenty-four
       hours a day!" Dogbert continues, "I think I deserve some sort of
       special recognition for my good work." An "Employee of the Month"
       poster with Dogbert's picture hangs on the refrigerator.  Dogbert
       says, "I'm positively giddy."  Dilbert says, "You edged out the
       toaster by two votes."
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