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                                  |The Phlogging|
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       Go ahead.  Read all about what I'm up to, you sick, perverted freak.
       You know you want to.
       
 (DIR) <-- Return to the safety of my warm, wet cavity
       
       Prepare for your phlogging!
       
 (DIR) 2025-09-18    My Arrival