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                                  | Simo's Hole |
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       You have just entered my hole.  My gopherhole.
       There's no going back, now.
       
       While you're here, feel free to paruse my collection of ramblings
       that I have so lovingly scrawled onto scratch paper and carefully
       catalogued along these metal shelves that The Union has kindly
       bestowed upon me.
       
       Don't get lost, though.
       
 (DIR) About
 (DIR) The Phlogging