Post AzRTRktwzaKdwi7AWG by Cirelo@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AzRSjr94Pt3sZMFoB6 by fesshole@mastodon.social
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       Window cleaner comes to collect £5 every 2 weeks, usually on friday when I'm off work. Recently noticed the windows were filthy. Said I will complain to him. Wife said we don't have a window cleaner. Turns out I've been getting conned by a local addict known as Karl the crackhead.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRTRktwzaKdwi7AWG by Cirelo@mastodon.social
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       @fesshole The alliteration makes it quaint
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRWJWxbF0KYFoaiRc by alicemcalicepants@ohai.social
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       @fesshole 🎵 Karl the crackhead, can he clean it? Karl the crackhead, no he can't! 🎵
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRZBpsXJpy4TSFGs4 by afl@mstdn.party
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       @fesshole Wait until you find out you have been paying the pool boy and you don't have a pool either.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRblB9oOgiQVpJ3qa by Funkydrummer@mastodon.social
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       @fesshole getting your windows cleaned for £5 should have been a clue. Where do you live, 1983?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRi7wc5Ekwln3ljOa by dshan@mastodon.au
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       @fesshole Welcome to Fesshole Prince Andrew!
       
 (DIR) Post #AzW1fZHPAkIX1ugOx6 by ChickenPwny@infosec.exchange
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       @fesshole ha ha but did he clean your windows?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzXsQM4PUauCRiCBaS by Escoutaire@eldritch.cafe
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       @fesshole Sucks to be conned, but you know what sucks far worse? His life. Maybe don't cut him off. Try talking to him like he's just another bloke. It's probably been a long time since anyone has seen him as anything other than a crackhead.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aza9sdXqCcLEHux9M0 by Craktok@mas.to
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       @fesshole 🙈🙈🙈