Posts by the_etrain@beige.party
 (DIR) Post #B2SizeUOmNmDeWCCau by the_etrain@beige.party
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       The hills have eyes. The mountains have ears. That valley? It's got a sweet ass.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4RppZFC1XjsbwIDQG by the_etrain@beige.party
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       Barista: Can I get a name for the order? Me: *looks around* *leans in* *whispers* ...Banksy.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4cyfCnDg7piPUtxEe by the_etrain@beige.party
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       Could really go for a rich benefactor to support my bullshit.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4cyfDwTPCpTyUErIW by the_etrain@beige.party
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       Think about it. This is me working. If I concentrated 100% on my bullshit, I'd be unstoppable. There would be no war or hunger. Only equinox jokes about my balls.
       
 (DIR) Post #B59mvDvYRPrjKQLifg by the_etrain@beige.party
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       The only way I'd ever watch Shark Tank is if they changed the format to dangling billionaires over a shark tank until they gave their fortunes away.
       
 (DIR) Post #B59oJNKNF6FPO42SNE by the_etrain@beige.party
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       Gonna start calling guys that like big trucks "size queens".
       
 (DIR) Post #B59oJNoVR4LmtW8WLA by the_etrain@beige.party
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       Whoa, what are those? 30" rims? You're a real size queen, aren't ya?
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Glv1gBEsgnUiDfto by the_etrain@beige.party
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       There was an entire generation that called the TV remote "the clicker".
       
 (DIR) Post #B5IeykVkhWzm2l5dtA by the_etrain@beige.party
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       Yah, uhh, this is Mastodon security. Or whatever. We've detected unusual activity in your pants.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5LraOEjkNdctAj4Eq by the_etrain@beige.party
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       Days like this remind me I'm doing something right and shouldn't be such a miserable bastard.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5LraPOhQpCYUMOXPE by the_etrain@beige.party
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       Not a bad view.
       
 (DIR) Post #B7vQ32cssB05EYi6Ay by the_etrain@beige.party
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       @Gargron Congrats and best of luck!
       
 (DIR) Post #B95uQ8V2zhRGXPC9Hk by the_etrain@beige.party
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       @Gargron According to The Vampire Diaries, werewolves have a venom that kills vampires. I don't know what to believe anymore.