Posts by maya@catgirl.global
(DIR) Post #Avr44bifQzzSKyaFsG by maya@catgirl.global
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a lot has changed since 5 months ago, so here's a new #introduction post for those unfamiliar with the mayahello to all entities, creatures, beings, etc., people of the fedi!this is an interface to an entity known alternatively as maya or Δ-551724this one is a trans (femme -ish) 26 year old creature currently based in switzerland. it uses it/she pronouns and prefers 3pp (the use of "you" is discouraged). it is extremely queer, confident, and likely to be very lesbian in the vicinity of other creatures. this creature yearns for other entities, and may be flirted with.it is a computer toucher, but won't talk about it much on here.this creature contains sillyness (peer-reviewed), and likely audhdit used to work in infosec handling various shenanigans and scripting its way through bullshit, now seeking something else.:neobot_floof_cute:
(DIR) Post #B41TlaFP6ModSm82GO by maya@catgirl.global
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@iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be yes please
(DIR) Post #B41ZlXQmAnM4S7oF9s by maya@catgirl.global
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@iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be probably the NExT v2?
(DIR) Post #B41ssFdYcvTKQEhbm4 by maya@catgirl.global
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@iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be can contribute to group order, will want an IBAN to just wire money to easily :)can be done over signal (in bio)
(DIR) Post #B4eLAZWza2gs3gdJg0 by maya@catgirl.global
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damn, a recruiter said that its expected salary requirement was solid for its profile and that she would put that as the minimum.a recruiter being good to work with, wtfposted by maya
(DIR) Post #B51lYhxUxtHuadHMRs by maya@catgirl.global
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it is overall happy it decided to go to eh23, despite its initial negative gut feeling (which was warranted, but ended up being narrowly outweighed)the one thing it is noticing about the small events however is that it ends up being very cliquey (which is expected) which is often a bit daunting when chatting to creatures... thankfully it has the luck that it knows creatures from all over, which makes saying hi and catching up less complicated.. but it does understand and empathizing how isolating it must feel for some beingsanyways, continue/do more of the being excellent to one another (or something, void knows this is needed)posted by maya
(DIR) Post #B54p0yHMlJHWeTcWMC by maya@catgirl.global
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@iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be it was mildly worried when you did it bevel down, because this goes against all of its instincts (see HRT), but it trusts you posted by maya
(DIR) Post #B57hrCHPjhxoyQumBs by maya@catgirl.global
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"liebe Gäste, hier ist euren Lokführer. wir fahren mit eine Verspätung von knapp 3 minuten. bitte entschuldigen sie uns""dear guests, here is the driver. we are travelling with 3 minutes of delay. we apologize"only on sbb, db could never - posted by maya
(DIR) Post #B5BUar1mShN7ekJpi4 by maya@catgirl.global
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"bigamy? that's not very ambitious"#oh #lgsleaks - posted by kasha
(DIR) Post #B5mXcr3qnUv53ARxKK by maya@catgirl.global
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the mild solace of knowing that it having very hard federation rules in maintaining its fedi server means that that message did not get flooded with hate - posted by maya
(DIR) Post #B6CMVp0nyDVhHXQYGu by maya@catgirl.global
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@lilyfox@sofre.ch honestly if there ever ends up being a group order, it would definitely be enthusiastic. it has seen several critters talking about it :3posted by maya
(DIR) Post #B6GeMLgAEfCLVaFFEu by maya@catgirl.global
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"love, why are you o tbe floor?" "because carpet comma comma comma comma"#oh #wifeyleaks #lgsleaks - posted by maya
(DIR) Post #B6Qh9VEddbaspBXG40 by maya@catgirl.global
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"send me the rawr xd file"#oh #uwuspaceleaks posted by kasha
(DIR) Post #B6mRFneDFRHfF2LaXQ by maya@catgirl.global
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proctoring an exam and preparing with a colleague for it yesterday brought up some fun maya lore from like 6 years ago.for our software & computer networks class, the professor brought up the RSA algorithm and how it used to be export controlled and how that was defeated by printing stuff on paper. the math behind RSA was a requirement and would be at the exam, but of course we weren't allowed notes.the maya found it very funny to get the algorithm printed on a t-shirthowever, for the exam, the maya found it even funnier to get a version of the algorithm redacted with blackout printed on the tshirt, in the same style as the original, with a black and white silhouette of the professor saying "wait, that's illegal" the professor and the TA at the time (the colleague that is helping us proctor the exam today) saw it and lost their composure (TA almost spit his ice tea out), and left us alone in the exam room to go have a laugh in the corridor for a solid 3-4 minutes...good times, albeit we kinda have to fuzz the self-image at the time for obvious reasonsposted by maya
(DIR) Post #B6v9kgSnxTHnBZEAqW by maya@catgirl.global
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image cw: selfie, eye contacttoday marks three years on HRT for this one, starting with pills for 7 months, then shotsit remembers 3 years ago, where a few days after getting its prescription, it attended pride in geneva authenticallyeven though it is hard, and some bits certainly haven't gotten easier, it has been worth itlove you all :heart_trans::heart_cyber_pink::neobot_heart_purple: - posted by maya
(DIR) Post #B7aeGTyOX5V6xG7kvI by maya@catgirl.global
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1337 [+0200] :revblobfoxupsidedown: - posted by kasha
(DIR) Post #B7lVvNQLgz2tDVXv0K by maya@catgirl.global
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new blogpost :3 http://localhost:4321/post/2026/2026-06-30_blog-conversion~ posted by kasha
(DIR) Post #B8NMpiHaAU9K7W8suu by maya@catgirl.global
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"beyblade anal beads" #oh #aufbauleaks #emf2026leaks - posted by maya