Posts by kyle@mister.computer
 (DIR) Post #B4UTJl2b0s5ePjhugS by kyle@mister.computer
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       Finally, and worst of all, he kept the company’s Apple Design Award.I have to be honest: I was always envious of the life Sebastiaan appeared to lead. Now even moreso.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4UX3i6kY9LqV7FnF2 by kyle@mister.computer
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       @shadowfacts Right? "Apple wanted to buy Lux Optics"—boring. "babymoon"—come to papa.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4WQQ9Waz5vOXa16oq by kyle@mister.computer
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       What if it turns out that winning an Apple Design Award is like being on Forbes 30 Under 30? Which is to say, a condemnation by God.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4WREb1D2NQCI3ODAm by kyle@mister.computer
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       “They’re replacing Alan Dye with Sebastiaan de With! Our long Liquid Glass nightmare is over!”Little did they know, their filing-cabinet-condom nightmare was just beginning.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4YrlCP6Yq0ad7h2eG by kyle@mister.computer
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       If you see Project Hail Mary in 4DX they pump ammonia into the theater.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4d10COEZVY19MLwPo by kyle@mister.computer
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       I did finish Project Hail Mary and I did enjoy it. I did not enjoy The Martian, so it was not predetermined. I don't particularly enjoy competence porn, which The Martian was exclusively, but I liked the overall plot of Project Hail Mary enough to keep engaged. I did not watch The Martian movie because I disliked the book so much, but I'm looking forward to this movie, which we postponed until this weekend for reasons unrelated to me missing the deadline.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4ekcHnTbfcW1Gegue by kyle@mister.computer
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       Historically bad placement for a toilet roll holder.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4p89nGBtBq7gQdFOC by kyle@mister.computer
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       We go to the hotdog stand outside of the local Lowe’s every couple of weeks. Best hot dogs in town, seven types, exclusively five stars on Yelp; it’s a hidden gem. Today the owner recognized us, knew our whole order—my partner gets one hot link with grilled onions and cream cheese, I get one Big Dog (💪🏻) and one snappy frankfurter each with grilled onions—and gave us free drinks. I finally made it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B53cp6vbO1N3OR3gUy by kyle@mister.computer
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       Finally saw Project Hail Mary. Craziest thing: turns out I read the wrong book! Hallowed be thy name.
       
 (DIR) Post #B56F0FUO59GJhjzFpY by kyle@mister.computer
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       I don't know anything about Good Mythical Morning, but I have an aversion to the hosts because they both just have too much hair.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5OtfUXeVzaRH40ucC by kyle@mister.computer
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       The alignment of the profile photo upsets me.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Uw431dK5x41udLKi by kyle@mister.computer
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       I will have more to say about being skipped over for Apple CEO at another time. For now, I would like to commend John Ternus on a battle well-fought.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Wf9dESp9omrodEES by kyle@mister.computer
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       I should probably have a podcast. Most people certainly shouldn’t, but me, yeah, probably.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Wf9qN5yNRlcLlnzU by kyle@mister.computer
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       I forgot that I already have a podcast:  https://soundcloud.com/the_kyle_hughes/fireside-tweets-with-kyle
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Wf9w36rb1dE6Svfk by kyle@mister.computer
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       This photo was taken before I invented heterosexual men smiling in selfies.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6F9MlBC8MNqrMW1FQ by kyle@mister.computer
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       iOS 18 was 8 years ago.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6RDws0mwNVcBhdojw by kyle@mister.computer
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       "Refresher" caught me off-guard. I did not think we would develop another name for artificial caffeinated beverages in my lifetime. AI, mRNA, and whatever we're doing with zero-calorie drink technologies are defining the 2020s.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6ayJlxLxtAcNjX4pk by kyle@mister.computer
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       Well, great, my job Googling “disregard” is now taken by AI.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6pVCAxFdKx9exewrI by kyle@mister.computer
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       I put the unc in uncrustable.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6reqXN4zpFYfcyt3A by kyle@mister.computer
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       Zohran Mamdani rhymes with Shohei Ohtani.