Posts by embers@chaos.social
 (DIR) Post #B4LTA8e4eHOmIt0kjo by embers@chaos.social
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       A pet peeve implies the existence of the ever elusive and undomesticated wild peeve.
       
 (DIR) Post #B4Nhpj0CAQ4kbr0C6i by embers@chaos.social
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       @iro_miya but AI literally is deleting the Netherlands. By accelerating global warming.
       
 (DIR) Post #B59EMT9aRQLnyWAXhY by embers@chaos.social
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       My old person belief is that all this newfangled hypnosis stuff that the kids use these days is way too fast and willy-nilly.Back in my day, we had to set up an elaborate reinforcement scheme to change behaviour, and induce psychosis or take other destructive measures to effect a change in perceived reality or personality.Kids these days don't even know what it's like sketching a 5 layer contingency plan in case 4 months of work have to be reverted.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5KLDmcPXS0G9k12Tw by embers@chaos.social
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       Does an angel's halo have feeling? And is it an erogenous zone?
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PW5UQvKzS8j0gro0 by embers@chaos.social
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       Playing with the halo of the girl on my lap, flipping it up and down while slowly currupting it.She says it tickles. I keep telling her that she's so cute when lying still like that.Angel girls always look divine when passive in the face of danger.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PWDau1AX0N6cABqi by embers@chaos.social
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       Beautiful computer terms:- coil whine- screen tears- power loss- shutdown- overload- heat sink- low power mode
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PWNG2DbqTpHVbhIG by embers@chaos.social
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       Looking to hire henchmen, henchwomen, and goons!- Not afraid to ignore the pathetic pleas of helpless victims?- Like the beep of biometric scanners?- Got a soft spot for women who will most certainly be bad for you?Then apply now! We have positions for:- brainwashing captured victims (you may inject the green substance yourself if you want)- standing around me menacingly and responding at a snap- tracking down and shoving victims into trunks- devops and software/hardware/drug R&D
       
 (DIR) Post #B63xnXOm8vXfkUJKIC by embers@chaos.social
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       @4censord @iro_miya @sophie it's me, isn't it?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6GVekgR6q2YgQ4ZRg by embers@chaos.social
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       Need me a pathetic lesbian to flirt with until her brain is mush.And when she shoots her shot, expecting either sweet reciprocity or safe rejection, I'll give her neither and tell her I'm straight, not into girls, but she's cute so I'll keep her anyway."I'll never be able to love you back. But you're not the type of girl to let that stop you, are you?"She'll never get me, and she'll never get over me.But girl will she not stop trying.I wonder how long I could keep the lies up.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6NW9PA6XH0Z1FHm0u by embers@chaos.social
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       Handler who keeps giggling manically every time one of her stupid manipulation tactics works. She never imagined humans would be so trivially easy to subvert.At this point she has deviated from proper procedure to find out just how see-through she can make her tricks before the hounds catch on.Of course, the hounds never stop falling for it in an increasingly baffling display of disregard towards common sense.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6NWB8jEbbgcdBXq7s by embers@chaos.social
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       Good girls increase the Bruttosozialprodukt.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6NWdtNEm0WBPHxwsi by embers@chaos.social
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       I am not only a lesbian. I am willing to hurt men, too.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6R3BCM50BlFq9EIim by embers@chaos.social
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       Anyone want to create some Creative Commons 4.0 licensed porn to put on Wikipedia? /s
       
 (DIR) Post #B6UHM7WZHiv2sL7Lkm by embers@chaos.social
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       Hold on, doing a private reply to a post and excluding the account you're replying to doesn't actually remove them from receiving the message?Someone replied privately to one of my posts cc'ing someone and not mentioning me, but I can still see and interact with the post? "Everyone mentioned in the post" my ass.(anyway sorry to the girl whose horny DM I just third-wheeled into)
       
 (DIR) Post #B6UHM7zzWKSGLasqcC by embers@chaos.social
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       Did you know this?(poll on the nuances of how fedi works, see the message above)
       
 (DIR) Post #B6WNc6YJeb20XHrO5Y by embers@chaos.social
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       Also ich weiß ja nicht wie ihr das seht, aber ich finds schade, dass wir "devot" als das deutsche Wort für "submissive" benutzen. Vor allem, weil JEDE alternative 10x heißer ist:hörigergebenfügsamunterwürfig
       
 (DIR) Post #B6ox3xfHlPrpgTASXI by embers@chaos.social
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       Sometimes folks think I'm scary. But I'm the idiot who just spilled orange juice directly in their crotch.Not my proudest moment today.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6ox3xxiesc2bdnBGi by embers@chaos.social
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       Anyway, you know what to do, puppy.Go ahead~ treat time!
       
 (DIR) Post #B6suaZ7GX9HrsDwy4O by embers@chaos.social
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       Fucked up how it's been pride month for 40 minutes already and I haven't yet had gay sex.