Posts by Ninji@wuffs.org
 (DIR) Post #Ai0yl5OPNlfHEnLpuy by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       do you need a bit of chaos in your day-to-day life? don't worry, i'm here to help 🐺
       
 (DIR) Post #B25RBF2gwtdKOXXCPw by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       "consumers aren't buying based on AI” is demonstrably untrue, because i am a consumer, and i buy based on AI. i see a product uses AI and i choose something else
       
 (DIR) Post #B2G33jNg0UE80gnLVJ by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       The name “JPEG XL” implies the existence of other next-generation file formats such as:• Big PDF• MP3 Pro Max• SVG Deluxe• 7Zip 7Furious• DOCX-treme• GIF Supreme
       
 (DIR) Post #B4QUInxfzWpMVLfy7s by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       it would be so weird to live with a time traveller. they'd walk into the room and go “just got back from the shops. did you want me to get anything for you”
       
 (DIR) Post #B4SlJPco2y0Kqui2t6 by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       just saw an ad for a soft drink that said “same incredible taste, fruity new look” and that’s basically how i felt after i finally got my hair dyed blue
       
 (DIR) Post #B4SvxwcnlwYaKCfo5A by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       when your transfemme plural friend shares a HRT update
       
 (DIR) Post #B4qCtaxMYmjbossfHE by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       other accounts on this “web site” will bamboozle you with pranks today but all i have is good honest content… a picture of a nice dog i saw waiting patiently to cross the street
       
 (DIR) Post #B4stQ4ChwGKSBe90D2 by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       I’ve been really getting into streetwear lately [removes jacket to reveal a T-shirt made out of asphalt]
       
 (DIR) Post #B4wx9GEx70Rd2hH9e4 by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       estate agents will walk into the world's tiniest bathroom and photograph it like this
       
 (DIR) Post #B56jBcoyfgkzsUxUjQ by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       meet me at the lobo restaurant for a suspiciously wolf-like ass kicking (in spanish)
       
 (DIR) Post #B5A6CKVJ8n0lmGwWVE by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       Please consider the Bird Hydration Zone I saw today
       
 (DIR) Post #B5IDeLHw4WHzGJfjqC by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       Here are some signs I’ve seen behind fast food counters recently, for other weirdos like me who also enjoy seeing the processes
       
 (DIR) Post #B5d4gIzokKohSqDX1c by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       looking for a normal dinner on a Friday night? you will certainly not regret the 500g bag of freshly corrupted tagliatelle
       
 (DIR) Post #B69xOme1UIdAk4OllY by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       There’s a shop nearby that’s had the same “Grand Opening Sale” banner in one of their windows ever since they opened, several years agoToday we finally noticed that there’s something even funnier hiding in plain sight outside the same shop, three windows down
       
 (DIR) Post #B6Km9UCcoIcARde5NA by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       extremely confusing business name. are the baked goods *for* bears? will a big hairy hunk appear from the kitchen with my croissant? i guess i’ll never find out
       
 (DIR) Post #B6U0wuaAfPUeEMlCyW by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       If you want the most spiffing performance from your :java: Java™ programmes, then you must think about the rubbish collector’s behaviour 🇬🇧
       
 (DIR) Post #B6cYLsgnh4RhLp3SSG by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       I asked the furry con if they’d let me host a Ryanair Furs meetup, but they were only willing to schedule it at 4:45am in a village hall 40 miles away from the main hotel :(
       
 (DIR) Post #B6rMfM9wXjIXXMM6bY by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       ever since Scotland’s only Denny’s closed down, my craving for mediocre Hershey’s® chocolate milkshakes has been unmet… woe is me(this is sarcasm. I don’t actually miss it but I still find it funny that they misjudged the target market so badly. they weren’t even open at night!)
       
 (DIR) Post #B6rSkXTKVelNnOHHyS by Ninji@wuffs.org
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       affirmations