Posts by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
 (DIR) Post #B9JWPTZVQxQVfvJuy0 by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       For my people.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9JXDycyF7aETM1OYi by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       For my other people.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9JXo2eik9ZjOI2Mim by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       @Dangerous_beans Looks like 1989 - and one that comes out just for a little bit of driving a year.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9KTkAtRy8vl7dmrr6 by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       The single most annoying part of owning a left-handed Canon dSLR is  the price of canon L lenses to go with it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9XjI7Gry2de6KrZXU by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       What would the world be without its moody little goth boys?
       
 (DIR) Post #B9idu4YdejUruormy0 by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       Old platemaking machine has an early pentium box on XP SP2, and monitor died. Ultra widescreen and stretched 1024x768 with pixels like fettucine.Yet it keeps working.Despite every IT dork coming in going "Oh this needs SP3" and fucking the entire device.*I pull out cloned drive and sigh again*IT people should not be allowed to touch production machines.Controller PC + custom cards + $250,000 device are ONE UNIT.Controller PCs are NOT FUNGIBLE.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9sguxmcvhWZlCJGRk by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       The NEC Breakfast Computer PROFESSOR TOAST HYPER 7 was a unique morning-oriented computer designed to sit on a user's nightstand and provide a quick portal into email, local news, and hot fresh toast all in the one unit.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9ua3BAAl0BmD7DHzE by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       26 years ago. Was cute.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9yBDFvhhFg2HcNmwi by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       Things that suck about being human—the right kind of stretch one day that loosens up just the part that’s been bothering me and having a day or two relief.Until a related part goes “ooooh that lack of pain is nice! I can move different now, Ahh that’s… ope. There it is now I hurt too”
       
 (DIR) Post #B9yBDGLEAM5rYmKAjI by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       @colinstu there’s that particular time of the morning I could stretch juuuust the right (wrong) way and boom - sudden thigh or calf or back cramp. WHY.
       
 (DIR) Post #BA1IxNhAv7ETjWK6KG by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       Them: Dana what's your biggest most exciting use of generative AI!Me: Learning what its output looks like so when clients sent me AI generated print art with all the usual GenAI problems I can more efficiently know whether to even ask them to fix it, or just charge to do it properly myself.
       
 (DIR) Post #BA2vg0AdDs3bDflULw by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       I love that my brain gets used to things and forgets they're there and then BOOM I suddenly notice and remember I work in a TARDIS.The perception filter joke never gets old cos I FORGET I TOLD IT A FEW MONTHS AGO THE SAME WAY.
       
 (DIR) Post #BA5IjmdTbMLA3qFnJw by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       What's your local regional phrase most similar to "We're not here to fuck spiders"
       
 (DIR) Post #BAB7otZHhSBMaoDjKy by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       Carpooling with coworker and we’ve decided some medical diagnoses with no good treatment should just come with a description.“Doc give it to me straight what’s the prognosis?”“I’m afraid you have a serious case of What The Fucking Fuck?!  Nothing can be done. Good luck and may god help us all.”
       
 (DIR) Post #BAGq2NZwTCmep4cwxU by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       Apple Knowledge Navigator
       
 (DIR) Post #BAKBGAGDimaxHzKCfI by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       A sticker to place anywhere.Like hand dryers, toilet bowls, soap dispensers, alarm keypads, coffee machines, thermostats, pedestrian crossing buttons, BBQs, park benches, parking meters...As well as staplers, pens, potatoes, bricks, brooms, lunch, potplants and speed humps.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAKBGBl69St9w2mNQu by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       Print PDF here, with cut line.Illustrator editable, though it's a frickin hatchet job :)http://www.danamania.com/print/Now%20AI%20Powered%20Sticker/
       
 (DIR) Post #BANCYDvfVGetJ8lbSy by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       The average number of chromosomes per human is >46.Only one whole chromosome loss is survivable, but many whole chromosome gains *are*.Most people have fewer than the average number of chromosomes.
       
 (DIR) Post #BAQtjFu5NiPO7VPfu4 by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       Why it's not a good idea to trust AI-generated info in pics either, as well as text. Starting with an aerial photo of a construction site asking for more and more detail.We go from a photo taken kilometres away of a construction site in a plane, and end up with a ticket to see The Cure at a non-existent concert.(1/2).
       
 (DIR) Post #BAQtjG9KT2bMsmXqfA by NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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       And further in (2/2)