Post BAfpkg4Dji0Rzx5b3A by BasedLord@nicecrew.digital
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(DIR) Post #BAfLw1aT4HNxInfQzA by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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>be me>certified Unitology enjoyer>everyone laughs at me>"lol marker cult">"lol convergence isn't real">"lol why did you spend 40% of your salary on a replica Marker for your apartment">who's laughing now, atheists>hear sirens outside>whole residential block under quarantine>news says "unidentified homicidal mutations">immediately know what this means>IT'S HAPPENING>run to balcony>guy across the street gets unfolded like a lawn chair by something with six arms>neighbor screaming>me absolutely euphoric>CONVERGENCE BROS WE ARE SO BACK>open Unitology forum>server already melting down>thread titled>OFFICIAL NECROMORPH / ASCENSION GENERAL #447>12,000 replies in eight minutes>half the posters are celebrating>other half are asking whether being disemboweled alive was "actually mentioned in the scripture">cowards>high priest livestream comes on>he is visibly barricaded inside a utility closet>says current events are "an exciting transitional phase for humanity">based>finally a religious leader refusing to panic>something pounds on closet door behind him>chat starts spamming>MAKE US WHOLE>MAKE US WHOLE>MAKE US WHOLE>livestream ends abruptly>beautiful symbolism>government sends emergency alert>DO NOT APPROACH CORPSES>DESTROY LIMBS>EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY>lol>materialist cope>imagine thinking dismemberment can stop transcendence>hear screaming in hallway>peek outside>Mrs. Alvarez from 3B crawling across ceiling backwards with her ribcage open>always knew she had hidden potential>she spots me>ohshit.jpg>slam door>lock it>push couch against entrance>not because I'm scared btw>just don't want to interfere with her spiritual journey before mine begins>Unitology friend messages me>"bro my wife just turned into one of those blade things">ask him if he's proud of her>he replies>"SHE CUT OUR SON IN HALF">tell him family should support one another during major life transitions>he blocks me>typical casual believer>sirens stop outside>gunfire starts>look through blinds>security team mag-dumping into crowd of necromorphs>one guy gets decapitated>head lands next to another corpse>tiny spider thing crawls into neck stump>new body gets up>holy shit>cross-platform compatibility>Unitology was ahead of its time>power goes out>building intercom crackles>"IF ANYONE IS STILL ALIVE, GET TO THE SHUTTLE BAY">still alive?>pretty exclusionary language>death is literally just phase two>grab ceremonial robes>grab Marker necklace>grab six-pack>figure if I'm about to become part of a cosmic gestalt intelligence I should at least show up dressed properly>leave apartment>hallway covered in blood>emergency lights flashing>something crying inside the vents>honestly atmosphere is incredible>Unitology architecture department could never have pulled this off>find three survivors hiding behind vending machine>they point plasma cutter at me>"STAY BACK">tell them I'm not infected>they relax slightly>add>"yet">they stop relaxing>one woman asks if I seriously still believe this is salvation>gesture toward the horrifying meat centipede dragging six bodies into an air duct>"look me in the eyes and tell me this isn't transformative">they leave without me>whatever>she'll understand once we're part of the same moon-sized flesh consciousness>eventually reach chapel>packed with Unitologists>finally>my people>priest standing at altar yelling that Convergence is upon us>crowd cheering>necromorph crashes through stained glass>crowd stops cheering>amateurs>priest gets impaled through chest>somebody screams>"THIS ISN'T WHAT THEY PROMISED US">yes it is>they literally put a giant dead guy on half the pamphlets>did none of you read the lore>chapel immediately becomes blender>arms flying>heads rolling>people begging Marker for mercy>I'm standing there like disappointed comic book fan watching normies misunderstand the source material>necromorph charges me>finally>close eyes>spread arms>"MAKE US WHOLE">nothing happens>open eyes>it ran past me to kill somebody else>...>what the fuck>insulted beyond belief>have dedicated my entire adult life to this religion>apparently not spiritually interesting enough to dismember>start chasing necromorph>"HEY">"HEY ASSHOLE">"I'M READY">it ignores me>absolutely furious>eventually entire station starts shaking>look out window>vast chunks of human bodies rising into atmosphere>massive organic structure forming above planet>brain finally receives confirmation>CONVERGENCE>IT'S REAL>IT'S ACTUALLY REAL>humanity screaming over every emergency frequency>governments collapsing>ships falling from orbit>billions being converted into screaming biomass>and me?>standing in ruined chapel>covered in blood>both arms raised>tears in my eyes>posting final message to Unitology forum before network dies:>"I TOLD YOU FUCKERS">connection lost>ceiling caves in>10/10 event>would converge again
(DIR) Post #BAfNnMouxEwWSQQRoe by RandoDragoDude@tsundere.love
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@Hoss Spoiler: you survive the roof collapse.
(DIR) Post #BAfpkg4Dji0Rzx5b3A by BasedLord@nicecrew.digital
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@matty good read
(DIR) Post #BAfpkgg9SgLbtaptAm by matty@nicecrew.digital
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Incredible post
(DIR) Post #BAg1ji8Jlg5DZBJMHI by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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If you've never played Dead Space, I recommend the first one. It's kino.