Post B9RRSwWtHSVpqgbtaq by ilovecomputers@raru.re
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 (DIR) Post #B9RRSwWtHSVpqgbtaq by ilovecomputers@raru.re
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       When I crack open a generic Trader Joe’s IPA, the fruit flies don’t bother me. The moment I crack open a Modern Time‘s IPA, they immediately swarm on over. These damn flies are hipsters.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9RRTjNhePHJMNgkZk by ilovecomputers@raru.re
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       Also I have no clue where these fruit flies are multiplying in my house. I have no food out for them.
       
 (DIR) Post #B9obAuVrTpE7tRqi9o by ilovecomputers@raru.re
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       I have now learned that these damn bastards are actually coffin flies. Hazy IPAs must remind them of rotting flesh. Yum!