Post B8P9f4Lks7UcHsblNQ by valpackett@social.treehouse.systems
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 (DIR) Post #B8P6075xSd7B49zxi4 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       which do you hate more?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P66KWsQSPKT8YOcS by tux0r@layer8.space
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       @ariadne Computers
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P6Bl1fL6gI5vXjG4 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       which do you hate more?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P6F8PIrglzTlD3cO by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       damn, i figured at least somebody would vote for printers
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P6SUKeex2PF7P2KO by datn@xoxo.zone
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       @ariadne AI, but it's close. like the difference between an extremely annoying uncle who ruins every gathering vs. a new family member, Damien Omen
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P6YZXoC4ZB95SMfg by krutonium@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne I did!Printers are Hateful Evil Things by DesignAI is innocent. At least, it can be, if the data used to train it isn't outright theft, and the person using it is acting ethically.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P6ZNai7Yb4MZCO8W by calx@infosec.exchange
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       @ariadne it movie wasn't great, but i don't hate hate it, ai tho
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P6te3AdVehCYAqsC by ljrk@todon.eu
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       @ariadne we need to do the office space scene with the printer but with ai instead
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P72Qy2eANlESxx2m by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @transcaffeine not like natural intelligence is much better
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P78X2iyGjFoS41p2 by calx@infosec.exchange
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       @ariadne maybe you should have specified, are you talking about those cute, lovable and obedient 3d printers, or those fucking pos hardware that won't ever work correctly and will always cry about inkstill i hate ai more :)
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P7kYdlTpqVlsWOI4 by frangdlt@mstdn.social
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       @ariadne β€œyes”
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P7pl7gUv6bvuzpdA by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @pndc mine does not 'just work', it requires a proprietary driver that does not work on alpine :)))
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P8qMxHwDPFDpzLNo by faoluin@chitter.xyz
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       @ariadne It's easier for me to destroy a printer than a datacenter.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P8zXuoYeW7owCu1Y by eldersea@expressional.social
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       @ariadne Brother has converted me. My B&W laser printer is probably 15 years old now, cost under $100, I can easily get toner refills, and it has an ethernet port so it. just. works.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P9OjZCNLL7CE6hBw by anticomposite@wikis.world
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       @ariadne printers only annoy me when I am trying to use a printer
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P9RdAyamuuFE9tQW by eldersea@expressional.social
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       @ariadne Nobody ever stuck printers non-consensually into nearly every product category possible.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8P9f4Lks7UcHsblNQ by valpackett@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne printers have gotten pretty good imo! driverless IPP is everywhere and for inkjet, ink tank models are almost the norm now
       
 (DIR) Post #B8PCwh74IwIbIJpnm4 by mega@chaos.social
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       @ariadne what's the problem with italians
       
 (DIR) Post #B8PUclMeaR21rZlniy by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @mega I meant information technology
       
 (DIR) Post #B8PVNYPoY4HdJSYmuW by mega@chaos.social
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       @ariadne I said it jokingly but after you explained the initials I realized that I've never known what they meant. So… thanks! πŸ˜…
       
 (DIR) Post #B8PswPyYDVxeDcOwEq by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @vor @dysfun as i said elsewhere, natural intelligence doesn't always work out either
       
 (DIR) Post #B8Q1zzAQjO7DosjY48 by Tomate@muenchen.social
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       @ariadne @morethanevil Neither of them.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8R9LdKbUUEhIxioE4 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       which do you hate more?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8R9Q1qwGJicW0wTOC by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       which will be responsible for the downfall of society?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8R9cePiieBvaLEIAi by nicolas17@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne in the US or worldwide?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8R9fmZgplRBlRNze4 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @nicolas17 open to interpretation πŸ™ƒ
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RA0RV2NxrcTy3rk0 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       should Pete Hegseth implement an MCP server for the nuclear football so that AI agents can interact with it?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RAFXDhOq9KZF9EfI by f4grx@chaos.social
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       @ariadne stop it with your dilemma polls lol
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RAHofDVywPFQ6hdI by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @f4grx but those are the best kind
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RAR5nFCI16ypHjTU by f4grx@chaos.social
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       @ariadne sure they are lolit's also fun to see the dilemma gradient in your thread and the percentage variations
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RAUFUvZXpDwmDs8W by fluttersh@pony.social
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       @ariadne depends on the model he's using
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RAuPSBBDOILxPa2i by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @chris_evelyn i mean, personally, i am on team taco bell
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RB7cW3vO8GdAWkIi by bremner@mathstodon.xyz
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       @ariadne Hegseth will soon announce mandatory testosterone testing for all AI models used in "The Department of War". Only "HighT" models will be allowed to connect.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RDDp6gE3fFKFjy3E by FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange
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       @ariadne Work hasn't forced me to get cyclosporiasis.  Yet.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RDG8Lre1mJakwc4W by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @FritzAdalis it's ok they're bringing chipotle in for lunch next week
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RJY6EOrlx5x9P3BY by KatS@chaosfem.tw
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       @ariadne Whatever it turns out to be, you know someone will try to blame Taco Bell for it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RKJsyDTQZMizcSpM by faoluin@chitter.xyz
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       @ariadne The first option is one shit and you're done.The second option shits until it's unplugged.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RR7FHdtwX3qJcr1k by baralheia@dragonchat.org
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       @ariadne shit why isn't there an "all of the above" option? :drgn_yell:
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RaOMzpNVdqH1X7pY by jubilee@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne I voted RFK because disease objectively is more lethal than stupidity (as stupidity is a multiplier of disease), but I'm unsure, as Hegseth may wind up being the true Horseman of Pestilence anyways: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/us/flu-outbreak-air-force-base.html
       
 (DIR) Post #B8ReoQGeEnqplV4yUS by targetdrone@mastodon.social
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       @ariadne One's a disgusting parasite that causes victims to spew feces uncontrollably.The other is a protozoa.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RmnUJmUYC9fgbslk by mattmaison@mastodon.world
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       @ariadne Things are getting pretty bad if Taco Bell is the most trusted choice...
       
 (DIR) Post #B8SHfwpNhsYgM4H89w by kyhwana@furry.nz
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       @ariadne sure why not at this point
       
 (DIR) Post #B8TEKaZj8lYMYR2L7Q by rallias@hax.social
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       @ariadne I suspect somewhere between 10 and 15% have had the diarrhea parasite that is the subject of this poll.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8THRajNGBG2vVa0S8 by webhat@infosec.exchange
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       @ariadne I should have boosted this, I was distracted πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ