Post B8Iig6YSBLTHf7tDtY by whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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 (DIR) Post #B8HNFgApLqBc7OR98a by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       the slop machine outputs text defending the position that taking 143 seconds to get to a login prompt is acceptable
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HNJhJd30B6onTBvU by whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne it doesn't believe shit
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HNNjPHDNF2Si2ERE by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       at this point if the slop machine were an employee, I would fire it
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HNt0eZ8saivd6JyC by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       at this point I am not convinced that there is any point in pursuing the "make it run on a real riscv64 board" series of explorations, so I am going to instruct the slop machine to drop them
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HNvblu6l7md0lxGC by agowa338@chaos.social
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       @ariadne please put your rants about all of this onto linkedin to reach the audience that doesn't already agree with you :)
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HOOCFy3G41tOSz8S by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @whitequark @agowa338 I used believed as shorthand originally.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HOSK5WsLpDL9YGPI by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @whitequark @agowa338 regardless the point that I am making is that rather than fixing the buggy code it has generated, it generated a multi-paragraph response justifying the very bad performance of the buggy code it has generated.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HOWOdFvIXMajGkxk by agowa338@chaos.social
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       @ariadne @whitequark In that regard it is outperforming some coworkers I had. They'd just shrug and vanish onto the toilet for the rest of the day...
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HObA7FK0oJ1AZNAG by agowa338@chaos.social
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       @ariadne @whitequark Fair enough then.Also I just now learned that mastodon doesn't show if a post was edited when it is up (or down) in the thread and not the one you actually clicked on :/
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HOdnA37iu8h48PfE by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @agowa338 figuring out how to do that meaningfully is the next phase of this
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HOsnV88qMC5l9Ndg by agowa338@chaos.social
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       @ariadne I doubt that you can do it any more meaningfully than just adding the relevant hashtags.For me it is more of a "pushing the needle" and "strengths in numbers" thing.The more of us that do it the better. No single person will change any dilusional CEOs opinion. But if they'd see thousands of different people all of a time shitting on it (without being unreasonable and by bringing receipts and examples) then it MAY.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HP1inL0cVK6MvEIK by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       I will let it complete the other queued explorations but I am not convinced that there will be any meaningful performance breakthrough
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HPFNemOdvmb6Qr32 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @agowa338 what I mean is: I need to review the code before writing the paper 🙃
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HPoMLdFqOefp9gps by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       once the explorations are complete: the next step is... code review.there are two key areas to investigate as part of the code review:1. the overall subjective code quality (my present expectations are low)2. whether there are any fragments that were reproduced with fidelity from its training corpus (my present expectations are high)
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HPqw3PTGtDzdrOe8 by tknarr@mstdn.social
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       @ariadne @agowa338 Signal if you need rescue from that.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HS33Qw3n0wGOlqRU by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       related: are there any tools out there which can assess the quality of a large C codebase for adherence to modern software engineering practices?
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HSDeo1xsrl4Hd49g by whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne fwiw i will unfollow you if you don't drop the anthropomorphization or at least CW it consistently
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HSDgKKJIIHmjkN8K by whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne thanks
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HSH1ocs8WhIeVzbE by agowa338@chaos.social
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       @ariadne well formerly Snyx was kinda ok. But still a lot of false positives.
       
 (DIR) Post #B8HUJkQACWS082UtnM by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dalias @whitequark no, i actually appreciate it, because the text is quite persuasive at times
       
 (DIR) Post #B8Iig6NSqCgH72kRlY by implr@social.hackerspace.pl
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       @whitequark @ariadne i don't want to defend bros treating llms like a full on person, but we've anthromorphized much dumber things in this industrylike "the kernel believes this board has only one uart [because the dt is wrong]" is a perfectly regular sentence you could hear a decade ago
       
 (DIR) Post #B8Iig6YSBLTHf7tDtY by whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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       @implr @ariadne when was the last time someone went psychotic because the linux kernel was god?use your brain, goddamnit
       
 (DIR) Post #B8Iig6jRWUGIDD201Y by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @implr @whitequark in fairness I think that is what happens when you typefuck an AI, which I would not personally ever do because it is an AI and that feels hollow to me
       
 (DIR) Post #B8IjqnYzEQsVtvnmxE by whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne @implr i have done it out of curiosity and it is hollow in exactly the ways you'd expect. probably fine if you treat it as like, a search engine that outputs really bad fanfiction rather than an actually coherent and existng entity to interact with
       
 (DIR) Post #B8IkIaIa8uX4s0NW64 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @implr @whitequark unfortunately GPT 5.6's coding performance is so bad I can't possibly imagine it's any good in bed
       
 (DIR) Post #B8Ike2UyUWhyPaPC40 by JamesWidman@mastodon.social
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       @whitequark @implr @ariadne yeah; i mean, in the case of "the kernel believes [whatever]" or "in this release, git learned how to [do thing]", those are examples of _metaphorical_ use of anthropomorphizing language, not _literal_ use.the trouble with the LLM industry is that too many people started interpreting longstanding metaphors as literal, the LLM executives fraudulently took advantage of that, and now many previously-reasonable people have cooked their brains (metaphorically speaking).
       
 (DIR) Post #B8Ike2kDZqtxArXMp6 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @whitequark @implr @JamesWidman I have a flavor of autism that causes me to anthropomorphize basically everything so 🙃
       
 (DIR) Post #B8Ike2u8ywqDfeBIIK by JamesWidman@mastodon.social
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       @whitequark @implr @ariadne (maybe "cooked" is not a great metaphor, because in principle recovery should be possible)
       
 (DIR) Post #B8IknNcRKriAWPLpaK by whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne @implr hahahahaha
       
 (DIR) Post #B8RohTjvvcYk366Ybo by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @whitequark @implr @aphedges that isn't what is being discussed here, but rather trying to do ERP with the chat bot, and I don't mean the kind that requires SAP