Post B8FR7O42oCqZ8Xe6UK by Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
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(DIR) Post #B8FPW30C3RCF93TYu0 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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Lesson learned: When you're backing out of a parking space and the guy in the space across from you is doing so simultaneously, put that nigger in park and let him go first. You'll save yourself 15 minutes of parking lot handwringing + insurance judaism if you simply don't assume "he hasn't started backing up because he's letting me go first".
(DIR) Post #B8FPaLOraqyzMb41Hk by Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
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I'm sorry you found out this way hoss
(DIR) Post #B8FPi1dWxPXuNvaSES by Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
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I dont even turn if someone has their blinker on and wait for them to actually turn.
(DIR) Post #B8FPrI9cukHSDh1Bx2 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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I'm the only one who even suffered any damage from the fender bender. It was my Hyundai shitbox's plastic bumper vs the boomer's Tacoma's steel bumper. His shit wasn't even scuffed.
(DIR) Post #B8FPxDEc7NKohRArB2 by Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
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Hey at least the faggot didnt total your engine and drive off.
(DIR) Post #B8FQgdimUKgRsSwi9o by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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I don't even know if I wanna get insurance involved with this shit. I traded numbers with the guy and we took pictures, but since his truck was basically undamaged it was mostly a question of whether the premium rape would be worth it, we didn't wait around for a formal police report. It's just a shitty plastic bumper, I already looked it up and it's not really that much to get a body shop to replace it, and it's just aesthetic damage.
(DIR) Post #B8FQshFvAm2yJZCE1Q by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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And that was my decision, the guy was completely upstanding about the situation and said if I wanted to wait for cops to come around for a police report, he'd wait.
(DIR) Post #B8FR7O42oCqZ8Xe6UK by Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
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I wouldnt if its under a grand.
(DIR) Post #B8FRH0pU3AvVyGQPB2 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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Bumper is like $100-$200, then another $300 to get it painted at Maaco. I can get it done later when I'm tired of looking at the consequences of my retardation.
(DIR) Post #B8FRMtKaqE5sS9mOCe by Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
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Just don't paint it. I actively avoid vehicles with damage because it usually means they are a bad driver.
(DIR) Post #B8FRUWfsxhAqVANZYm by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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When I drove my shitbox Cadillac with body damage on every panel, I took advantage of my ghettomaxxed ride by daring G-Wagen Karens to deny me my lane changes in rush hour traffic.
(DIR) Post #B8FRgxHlqf00Ve1hVw by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
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@Hoss this is why I drive shitboxes I buy way under market value, someone hits my $4000 buick 1. it'll probably total and I'll get a check and 2. I can blame other shit on the dumb beaner that hit me
(DIR) Post #B8FSSYOXh8qfDCtHGq by awlt@shitpost.cloud
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I presume nothing of other people in cars other than the most dangerous and uncaring behaviour
(DIR) Post #B8FStNWsCWdbKcZudc by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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The scariest shit is when I'm Ubering in the sketchier parts of town where no plates andy-ass niggas are constantly flying around the expressway at 100+ mph. The city will fuck you with tickets for not having a fucking front plate, but the cops are happy to leave the tax and ticket cattle at the mercy of legions of niggers turning the roadways into Mad Max: Fury Road in clapped out Nissan Altimas with no plates, no registrations, and most certainly no insurance.
(DIR) Post #B8FT2CJfGC5dA3baUa by DrBtc@nicecrew.digital
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Few years back mom backed into my car, it was in the driveway. Put a hole in the bumper cover and I swapped it out with a new one pre-painted from ebay. If you have the means to work on stuff i find it better than waiting on body shops and going through that whole thing. In either case it will be worth it to that guy to avoid the insurance hit and pay you cash for a shop or your time.
(DIR) Post #B8FUohBjshUilPaUnQ by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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Honestly once I saw the guy's truck had no damage I was so relieved that I'm ready to just let it go and pay out of pocket myself for the bumper. Made sure the trunk opens and all that, there seems to be nothing beyond aesthetic damage.
(DIR) Post #B8FUu1tQKUWCQSZ2hc by awlt@shitpost.cloud
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eerie how the rural area I live in might actually care if it is a Nissan Altima. makes you think
(DIR) Post #B8FWV9jgEUZPQ1H2nI by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
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I Ubered this nigga from a music festival who gave me props from the backseat after I had defensively avoided a near-wreck from some retard, predicting his blind merge simply from the sight of the ghetto minivan entering on the ramp. Dude even tipped me well, which was certainly unexpected. Then as I was driving back from the hood apartment I dropped him off at, some nigger entering the exit ramp at 100+ mph almost turned me into a smear on the pavement as I was getting back onto the expressway.
(DIR) Post #B8FYU8XbOCYBKdGZ5E by Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
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Some homofag hit and ran my wifes car at the school. "Magically" the cameras didnt work that day. Also the only damage was under the license plate anyway and we didnt even notice it until we got home.
(DIR) Post #B8FYU8jIghuLuujuJk by DrBtc@nicecrew.digital
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Could be worse. My brother use to park on the street and his car got side swiped by a tweaker. Started parking in the back lot after that.
(DIR) Post #B8FYUYgMCH0CPJYvL6 by Dudebro@nicecrew.digital
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Thats the reason I dont park my rv on the street unless I have no choice.
(DIR) Post #B8FYZjEoNWhWaq8xTE by VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com
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@Hoss @awlt well yeah that’s how anarchotyranny worksniggers wile, you pay; niggers fuck your shit up (on purpose or just because of nigger retardation) you still pay; niggers want money, you pay niggers (and also the pigs because lmao fuck you cattle); you want pigs to do something about niggers, pigs laugh and arrest you instead (and you pay)that’s okay, I’m sure that everybody will be peaceful and obey the law forever, and nobody will ever realize that city employees are usually paid very well and have nice things, and that a city employee who dies saves the city taxpayers hundreds of thousands every year (along with a boatload of unfunded pension obligations)why an angry mob with a guillotine could save literal tens of millions on the city budget in just one afternoon! haha totally crazy I know and nobody would ever but unless idk maybe ha ha….?