Post B897AOtfQff7KSd0ym by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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 (DIR) Post #B897AOtfQff7KSd0ym by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       thinking about that time i tried to buy a laptop at a best buy and they decided i needed a copy of kaspersky antivirus (which i definitely did not need because alpine was immediately going on that shit), but they were out of copies of kaspersky antivirus, and they had to summon a manager for an override
       
 (DIR) Post #B897o5u7SlJ60WlcrA by heckinteagan@infosec.exchange
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       @ariadne I worked there. They had to have the sku on the transaction or the pricing wouldn't bundle out properly lol
       
 (DIR) Post #B897q23UkA6meM4o88 by imrehg@fosstodon.org
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       @ariadne I wonder if an Anti-Kaspersky virus would have helped? 🦠
       
 (DIR) Post #B89JAbKyNJ5JMWGKNU by syn_rst@norden.social
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       @ariadneWell, that ritual must have been quite a sight.What kind of sacrifice did they have to do to make the summoning work?An employee or just a customer at the service desk? And was it an optical or an electrical ban circle they used? How did the city's power grid react to the event? How long did the embodiment of the manager hold before it returned to its own realm? /s