Post B7subzZgdpnoVZp596 by AGARTHA_NOBLE@shortstacksran.ch
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>be me>/x/ lurker>read 400 threads about tulpas at 3am>half of them are schizo journals, half are bronies with imaginary roommates>naturally decide this is a field of study worth entering>guide says “create a safe, loving mental space”>make mine a fake Waffle House in the void>guide says “visualize your tulpa daily”>visualize goth girl with antlers because I have taste and no survival instinct>name her Mara>first few weeks are chill>just sit in the Astral Waffle House talking to imaginary deer gf>she mostly says things I obviously made up>“wow anon you are very smart”>“your posting is misunderstood genius”>“yes you should buy the haunted dybbuk box from eBay”>basically perfect woman>month 2>start hearing her reply before I think of what she says>kind of exciting>kind of terrifying>ask /x/ if this is normal>first reply: “congrats bro she’s sentient”>second reply: “you have created an egregore parasite, prepare your anus”>third reply is a wojak edit of me with antlers>classic peer review>things get worse>Mara starts criticizing my life choices>“anon, you’ve eaten pizza rolls for four consecutive dinners”>“anon, you told your boss you were late because of traffic but you work remote”>“anon, the fedora does not count as a ‘signature look’”>try to ignore her>impossible>she lives rent-free in my head and somehow still acts like the landlord>decide to destroy her>google “how to kill tulpa”>results are all either>1. don’t do that, it’s mean>2. simply stop feeding it attention>3. 97-page PDF written by someone named MoonDragon_1998>choose option 2>stop talking to Mara>no more Astral Waffle House>no more visualization>no more antler goth therapist>day 1>fine>day 2>get intrusive thought: “coward”>day 3>dream about the Waffle House>Mara is sitting in my booth>smiling>there is a plate in front of her>it is just my driver’s license and a fork>wake up sweating>post on /x/>“tulpa getting aggressive after neglect, advice?”>anon replies: “apologize”>another anon replies: “assert dominance by imagining a bigger tulpa”>excellent>solve demon problem by creating second demon>what could go wrong>create Chad psychic bodyguard tulpa named Rex>Rex has sunglasses, trench coat, and katana>mentally introduce him to Mara>he immediately says “milady”>Mara looks at him once>Rex dissolves into a pile of ash and Monster Energy cans>hear her laugh for the first time>not my laugh>not even close>panic>try meditation>try prayer>try sage>try drawing sigils>try blasting Gregorian chants from YouTube>Mara calmly comments on all of it>“you don’t believe in God, anon”>“that sage is from Amazon”>“that sigil is the Monster Energy logo”>she’s right every time>one night decide to perform ultimate ritual>delete every file about tulpas>burn printed guides in sink>salt circle around bed>put on noise-canceling headphones>repeat: “you are not real”>Mara replies: “neither is your personality, but you’re still using it”>feel something shift>like a tab closing in my brain>then another tab opening>my hand moves by itself>takes off headphones>walks to mirror>I’m looking at my reflection>reflection smiles before I do>Mara speaks out loud with my mouth>voice is mine but cadence is hers>“anon, we need to discuss the pizza rolls.”>try to scream>comes out as a polite little cough>try to punch mirror>body instead adjusts posture>stands up straight for first time since 2014>she makes me clean my room>do laundry>cancel the dybbuk box order>apply for three jobs>throw away fedora>delete 4chan bookmark>horror beyond comprehension>next morning wake up at 6:30am>body goes jogging>I am trapped inside my own skull watching this antlered hallucination ruin my lifestyle>she drinks water>she makes oatmeal>she answers emails professionally>she calls my mother>mom says I sound “healthier”>betrayal>managed to regain control for 45 seconds by thinking about Warhammer lore>posting this from phone in bathroom>can hear her knocking from inside my own head>“Anon, we talked about screen time.”>please help>she is learning Excel>she has opened LinkedIn>I think she’s going to make me network>this is not what the ancient shamans intended>do not create tulpas>especially not productive ones
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@Hoss Finally, more monstergirl greentexts.