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 (DIR) Post #B7aapA7zuOWZj0tff6 by urlyman@mastodon.social
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       UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettucesKeir Starmer🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss🥬Boris Johnson🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Theresa May🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬David Cameron🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Tony Blair🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
       
 (DIR) Post #B7aapAW6Slo4vmAvEe by urlyman@mastodon.social
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       …I apologise for the lettuce shouting that the above post inflicts upon users of screen readers.Here is a less shouty version with just the number of lettuces for each PM. 1 lettuce represents roughly 7 weeks of tenure.Keir Starmer: 15Rishi Sunak: 13Liz Truss: 1Boris Johnson: 23Theresa May: 23David Cameron: 46Gordon Brown: 21Tony Blair: 76John Major: 48 9 Prime Ministers, 266 lettuces and almost 36 years later the UK is still on course for an Iceberg 🤪https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116747658730469820
       
 (DIR) Post #B7aapAuuyVekAjmjui by urlyman@mastodon.social
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       …The lesson that I would like us to take away from this is that instead of repeatedly eating rotten greens, we should elect some fresh Greens 💚[out of limp metaphors, runs for cover]
       
 (DIR) Post #B7aapBGXg6xBFnu0cS by urlyman@mastodon.social
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       …Returns to remind you of the fine googly-eyed lettuce-work from Led By Donkeys https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrlx5yxr60o
       
 (DIR) Post #B7aapBaOUIpiFNBrYu by urlyman@mastodon.social
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       …And in the wise words of Rihanna:Now that it’s rainin’ more than everKnow that we’ll still have each otherWhen the lettuce has salmonellaWhen the lettuce has salmonellaAy, ay, ayAy, ay, ay