Post B6rUNaqfzOzXW2NtfE by 0x4d6165@transfem.social
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(DIR) Post #B6rTxqO7ajpqBIkYZk by stellarskylark@solarpunk.moe
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falcons are proof that you can in fact punch a bird as long as you are also a bird
(DIR) Post #B6rUFZEY6sBWBrivjc by 0x4d6165@transfem.social
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@stellarskylark@solarpunk.moe i once saw a mocking bird slap the ass of a crow for like 5 minutes
(DIR) Post #B6rUFZe4ZybLT1fJWC by stellarskylark@solarpunk.moe
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@0x4d6165 that sounds about right(but the joke is that falcons hunt by building up a ton of speed and then literally punching their target at speed with a closed foot, stunning or instantly killing them)
(DIR) Post #B6rUNaqfzOzXW2NtfE by 0x4d6165@transfem.social
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@stellarskylark@solarpunk.moe WHAT
(DIR) Post #B6rUNb1JLrUy31MOEy by stellarskylark@solarpunk.moe
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@0x4d6165 yeah their talons aren't actually big enough to be deadly on their own, they're basically militarized attack parrots
(DIR) Post #B6roIYzzRBo7PjcUU4 by birdy@solarpunk.moe
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@stellarskylark @0x4d6165 is this the origin story for the Falcon punch?
(DIR) Post #B6rpnaWfuRbR58GWae by stellarskylark@solarpunk.moe
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@birdy @0x4d6165 I doubt it but it would be extremely cool if it were