Post B6qYBM3NNQzMoSmh5U by ilusenn@corneill.es
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 (DIR) Post #AqHpfJt1M8s6xJHuYS by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
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       does anyone know why the latest debian live image won't boot on my machine?CPU: transmeta crusoe flashed with custom 128bit RISC-V firmwareGPU: four nVidia TNT 2 cards running in SLIRAM: dual mercury delay line (32 words × 17 bits × 2, XMP overclocked, ECC enabled)storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free iCloud accountsnetwork: google pixel 9 pro running gemini nano with the prompt "you are an ethernet card. your job is to route packets. do not hallucinate."
       
 (DIR) Post #B6pwbpDRmHfiWtgqEi by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
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       thinking about this post again because a couple weeks ago i read an article about using claude as a TCP/IP stack
       
 (DIR) Post #B6pwpbTFg7kJxDeWR6 by burnitdown@beige.party
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       @lynnesbian pretty sure the mercury delay line memeory is your problem. try upgrading to drum storage.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q04C6EaeBLTNXFkO by burnitdown@beige.party
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       @lynnesbian when i want to die, i should be allowed to die. why do i have to live in this bullshit world?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q1WZ3oumSIkQUwNM by chickfilla@tilde.zone
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       @lynnesbian "you are an ethernet card. your job is to route packets. do no hallucinate"Smh, you forgot to say please
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q6tXWJJ9Y4OwbBtA by veronica_claire@chaosfem.tw
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       @lynnesbian has anyone installed Debian lately? I get to 'installing packages' and it fails.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6q9aX2BBrc1Fq8KQ4 by womble@infosec.exchange
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       @lynnesbian further evidence of my theory that anyone who puts "PhD" in their name is not, in fact, a smart person.@zzt
       
 (DIR) Post #B6qYBM3NNQzMoSmh5U by ilusenn@corneill.es
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       @lynnesbian ngl my brain legitimately contracted "latest debian" into "lesbian", I did not need to ask
       
 (DIR) Post #B6rSxBLI6AAivUXwI4 by lutindiscret@mastodon.libre-entreprise.com
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       @lynnesbian 😆
       
 (DIR) Post #B6rkuxOQmzMWG76VHc by mertzigzag@urbanists.social
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       @lynnesbian you already had me LOLing at “Transmeta Crusoe”—the rest was icing on the cake. 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #B6rtffEEwOGNAP7Tua by astraluma@tacobelllabs.net
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       @lynnesbian ok but I kinda want the crusoe firmware to be real
       
 (DIR) Post #B6rvHOUJjLxCClC7t2 by musevg@23.social
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       @lynnesbian Because you're underage. Poettering helps you to obey in advance. Be grateful!
       
 (DIR) Post #B6sm7iIoV8EQKi5CkK by WooShell@chaosfurs.social
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       @lynnesbian The TNT2 probably requires a custom kernel module to work, it's too new for Debian in default configuration..