Post B6oyKxsmJ8xxEh9Oa0 by MrAldisaADS@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #B6oy53iOr2nggyiBVo by fribbledom@mastodon.social
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       The year is 2035. Your dishwasher requires a security patch to continue cleaning knives.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6oy8QQYrpiQ0AyODw by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
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       @fribbledom Also age verification.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6oyKxsmJ8xxEh9Oa0 by MrAldisaADS@mastodon.social
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       @fribbledom only if you pay the "Knife cleaning subscripction"
       
 (DIR) Post #B6oyOVeXCuICqEB7vE by sexybenfranklin@smores.town
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       @fribbledom Hopefully just butter knives. Anything sharper should be hand washed.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6oyaLF3jy2q1lu97Q by srsh@23.social
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       @fribbledom this literally happened to me earlier this year.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6oz8Aw8YrVHudBets by faoluin@chitter.xyz
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       @fribbledom And your dishwasher cannot clean unauthorized butterknives.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6ozACLIJ0tqqqv0y0 by edavies@functional.cafe
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       @fribbledom You have to prove to your dishwasher that you're over 16 before it'll allow you to clean knives.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6p094V2518OBwV56m by ottaross@mastodon.social
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       @fribbledom it's okay, my oven subscription expired and I can't cook anything until I start paying again anyway.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6p3oaZi1qPhPJAznk by nf3xn@mastodon.social
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       @fribbledom Oooh do you have the 'warm' subscription for the rinse cycle? Did you see the DLC for 'quick wash'? Not sure it is worth it.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6pFX8dRqywvHTN2a8 by EclecticLexicon@thecanadian.social
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       @fribbledom and your Neurolink implant requires a paid subscription upgrade for the Orgasm (tm) feature.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6phiLTNGHtmzun5w8 by trebach@functional.cafe
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       @fribbledom If past history is anything to go by, mine won't. It's from the late 1980's and is still going strong