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       mira's review of the Solar System's main objects:Sol: beautiful, light of my life, couldn't imagine life without it, but sometimes i can get burnt if i spend too much time with it.Mercury: hot rock. lesbian witches come from here. what else needs to be said?Venus: i would let her do anything she wants to me. colonizer men hate her because she is perfect and isn't easy to subjugate.Earth: mother. literally heaven. best place in the entire universe.Mars: once a chill goober that fell in with the wrong crowd, now all his friends are incels and nazis. would be cool if he reset his social circle with a gun.Jupiter: big gas. relatable.Saturn: underrated af. would be much more popular if not for Jupiter. skirt go spinny.Uranus: never gets old, just like butt jokes. isn't actually your anus. opportunities severely limited by name.Neptune: chill af. always looks the coolest in a group. if there was a planet in my fridge, i hope it would be them.Pluto: black sheep of the family. transgender. everybody denies it and keeps its distance. i would like to give it a hug until it feels better.