Post B6Yk5rPX6KkhZPGWTA by eta@eta.st
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 (DIR) Post #B6Yjg6eBpWZDIOqB60 by erincandescent@erincandescent.net
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       I see Andy Burnham has contemplated things for a moment and has taken the decision that the correct thing to do is to step on a rake.I’d honestly respect him more if he said I should go and jump in a lake, at least that would actually be a genuinely held opinion.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6Yk5rPX6KkhZPGWTA by eta@eta.st
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       @erincandescent but he's going to step on the rake in a sensible and friendly way!
       
 (DIR) Post #B6Yust6Gbm20XZGqJ6 by erincandescent@erincandescent.net
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       The warden looked at you with sad, compassionate eyes.“I’m really sorry about this”, he began, his voice cracking. “I hope that you understand that we didn’t force you to wet yourself out of any kind of malice. It’s just that, if we let you in there… well, people might start wondering about what genitalia the other people had, and that’s just not something that we, in a civilised sociecty, can accept imposing on people.”He sighed, and then continued. “I’ll bring you a pair of clean clothes to get changed into”“Where would I get changed?”, you ask.“Oh right, I guess you’d have to change in the toilet and I can’t let you in there”, he responsed. “I guess you’ll just have to stay in your current clothes. I’ll need to escort you out; unfortunately, because you’re not in a sanitary condition to remain in here”“I’ll escort you out. I hope you understand that we’re truly sorry for this; it’s just that our hands are tied.”RE: https://akko.erincandescent.net/objects/d9ead882-564e-4816-90f8-26b3017b1bb7