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(DIR) Post #AwIX1vH2Q1Aq3PeORc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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ik its the tutorial race but this really is the jrpg protagonist in a crowd of npcs
(DIR) Post #AwIXE58xY6j28hfaXA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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if i were allowed to play the game on my own for a bit at any point though that would be cool
(DIR) Post #AwIZ1ZXlPXYWZEQzp2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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i wrote this and then the tutorial abruptly ended and the game gave me 20 different curerncies for free and i dont know what any of them dofair. i asked for it
(DIR) Post #AwIffoxM7pjng3ypgu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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*finally reading what stats do* huh i shouldve been training something completely different
(DIR) Post #AwIn9yKkWaEx7xFLu4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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events in this game be like "i feel down a flight of stairs. Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for Gold Ship's training!"
(DIR) Post #AwIp0oHkiMQFGUbUjg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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is this meta
(DIR) Post #AwIp7WA0V7PH4wBBQ0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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i think she was born like that
(DIR) Post #AwIsTaQhbliQYLCfPU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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the skills in this game are funny
(DIR) Post #AwIsfzJWulu9CmlIUi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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you know what. she IS onto something here
(DIR) Post #AwIt12ARV72m8VXy0e by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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so close. damn
(DIR) Post #AwIuFhvb8Huff9AEtM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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i think this is good
(DIR) Post #AwIwXkba7Lrp5QX6uW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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to understand vodka i first have to understand her enemies.
(DIR) Post #AwIxBvObPwas8WcQ1A by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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lucky me...
(DIR) Post #AwJki9WnJ0A6zGRnXs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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I actually want to know how that went tbh
(DIR) Post #AwJkpaxJjCIQ51OzOC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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I LOST STATS BECAUSE OF A GHOST RUMOR!!!!
(DIR) Post #AwJm5kwUSv2jdmHktU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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it's actually so cute how when you play as vodka daiwa scarlet is the ultimate nemesis but when you play as daiwa scarlet it's vodka who issues all the challengesthey swap roles entirely
(DIR) Post #AwJmbHUlU7UZZvLibI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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easy right don't even have to catch up here just go win it
(DIR) Post #AwJmfBEqgmYLKdlQOG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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no way vodka shows up out of nowhere and steals first placei get why they hate each other now.
(DIR) Post #AwJpS97BZaR6qMejJI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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the way i see it i do one career with each of the base characters to not have to use the default low stats on the team card and then i can try vodka again
(DIR) Post #AwJs8axmcisXHhcwQi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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just how it goes on the bakushin road
(DIR) Post #AwKI6CA2Ss7mafsM3E by FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live
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@tlapka welcome to the cult of bakushin
(DIR) Post #AwSnrZJiq7lRrW9bGq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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i need daitaku helios to join me for my next stream
(DIR) Post #AwT95pBajbJ2AbzQcy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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normie time
(DIR) Post #AwTChh9jL14Q8Frvkm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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what is she SAYING
(DIR) Post #AwUUixBjD018TgVsAq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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someone didn't take a sufficient break after translating all of daitaku helios' dialogue
(DIR) Post #AwV01gkrd28FalMRjk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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WHO PUT BAKUSHIN SONG ON THE RADIO AGAIN
(DIR) Post #AwZNMDRqrOUQMH45se by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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i would lie if i said this never happened to me
(DIR) Post #AweobWzCAcgnqlzKam by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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yesterday when i got headache that was just like uma musume i got the randomized event "migraine blues" just like the horse girl
(DIR) Post #AwlToJe6LHVJJH61Y0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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SHE SAID YEEHAW
(DIR) Post #AwldZNnPd379NZyAJE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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mastodon reference
(DIR) Post #AwnbQ3VRsvt2Flua8m by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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the elder scrolls five skyrim
(DIR) Post #Awt00PPrGtEpJwxono by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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hmm
(DIR) Post #AwtJ6NxzTJ6LgxUaJM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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going to work hard at my 9-5 like the derby
(DIR) Post #Ax4EewD6IZKwi7m9GC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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i wish irl hair could do that
(DIR) Post #Ax8f4un5Zd2fHHUoSm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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my issue with this game is beginning to be is that i got tired of pumping stats I wanna see all the card stories instead.
(DIR) Post #AxCOZZKoTXdR7b8o7M by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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new friend..
(DIR) Post #AxIgq5XRTUolkwpnXs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this happens to us sometimes
(DIR) Post #AxuQn9g9PPTCT8xrJA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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people in the tech circles posting about algol but this is NOT what i expected
(DIR) Post #AyyTEYUzle2I0VDPRA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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rootin tootin
(DIR) Post #Az0X7Ulk1bz2XprBtQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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many people ask themselves this when i get their phone.:tlapkaStare:
(DIR) Post #AzKc0faTn1Mf0DLuue by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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oguri cap: im hungrysuper creek: the responsibility... its too much...gold city: im going to punch reddittamamo cross: is anyone else here even trying to win the race
(DIR) Post #AzgLyCOe1eaA6HjdfE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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from "training the trainer" special missions 3* ticketnew honse
(DIR) Post #B04iEXwMYT8SKtkFcG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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she looks like an evil version of tlapka that is also a horse.you know. because she not only brushes her hair every morning but also attaches a ribbon
(DIR) Post #B05AXjWSVwXiTaZ9WK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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new strat for unity cup: trust in the blue flame sparks, ignore everything else:KroosHappy: Team Blue Bloom :KroosHappy: Go Rice Shower Go :KroosHappy:
(DIR) Post #B05ETEDfM8sq38soiW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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thank you ma'am director...
(DIR) Post #B0Pw9xDYcrwOxieOUy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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LANGUAGE?!
(DIR) Post #B0PwB912FLtTqJMRFo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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chat is this real
(DIR) Post #B1PnvVBXIhug8Lon8C by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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is this how gold ship invites people on dates
(DIR) Post #B1SCxrf1atqPadkppQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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i hate to say it but this is kinda how i approach social situations I don't like lmfao
(DIR) Post #B2AtSfpkMVHAurNbzE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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"tlapka this just sounds like every next umamusume you train is your new favourite" yes. the heart of a true trainer
(DIR) Post #B2m767lUw1pv5g3FwG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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how did she know...
(DIR) Post #B4DhqGFKchWM8LjqaG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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shes so silly
(DIR) Post #B4DkHdl3W0IemTlCUq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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just how strong are umamusume that they can give piggypack rides to sumo wrestlers
(DIR) Post #B4DkaxEtJCOyhdvQga by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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something about that box feels so videogamey. wanna play a game about carrying beautiful boxes
(DIR) Post #B4Dqcak2WaYVERetqS by poni@ak.kawen.space
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@tlapka those cross planks would be pain to cut precisely and are not really needed for this small box, certainly not on all sides
(DIR) Post #B4DqdQW022DpnxUQBE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@poni they're essential for the vibes
(DIR) Post #B4DrTCqY61zATFn9s0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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what did she mean by this
(DIR) Post #B4DsHyqjtcclpS5lDc by kayla@eilhart.cz
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@tlapka @poni Agree, there's something calming about these boxes.
(DIR) Post #B4DsI8ixBQL2SCWgTI by rakuno@gamepad.club
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@tlapka It seems that crayfishes are the superior mode of transportation. That would be the only reason one would swap bicycles for them! π
(DIR) Post #B4G6D79lN5ZtooU3uq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this is crazy, where was this luck when I did 200 pulls on fine motion wit ssr
(DIR) Post #B4G6JZHjhdd2nNI4sS by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space i screamed loud irl when i saw halloween rice with the gay frame
(DIR) Post #B4HS6aPWbBh8fh6mxM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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me on balatro
(DIR) Post #B4HSD9t1c67mR32awa by wasabi@raru.re
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@tlapka She definitely runs a flush house build
(DIR) Post #B4HSd24VI8NJj8kPWi by bunni@raru.re
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@tlapka you need bigger hand size... :bunLurk:
(DIR) Post #B4HT3lTd6A2A4uFNEu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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:comfythink:
(DIR) Post #B4HcIuF5gpgBC9k1ZY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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other people running trackblazer: check out my insanely good SS rank umame running trackblazer: look. I hit 500 speed
(DIR) Post #B4HciolYfnuJjvHd9E by szkodnix@sk.szkod.ovh
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space Trackblazer still depends on cards and uma's style.With characters like Taiki I managed to hit S+ rank quite easily, but with more complex ones like Golshi I barely made A+.I guess the point is to do as many races as possible in earlier years and then boost trainings during the last year, but that's what I personally tried.I suspect this event was changed in global. In JP I heard that it was broken as hell.
(DIR) Post #B4HfejKxDTPXbca968 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this has happened to me before
(DIR) Post #B4HswmjccXWMlE3lFw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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curren chan please tell me how to be fedi famous
(DIR) Post #B4RdEpGaI6r08gep9c by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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yesterday I finally gamed in trackblazer scenario
(DIR) Post #B4RdIJ1q5nP1JVQ69w by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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I feel embarrassed every time I find McQueen relatable
(DIR) Post #B4RmFaX3SRIEJnndyq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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it took a long time for the inventor of guts training to be understood and appreciated for their genius
(DIR) Post #B4RtkGFTcXd84B9PPc by Poe@gamepad.club
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@tlapka how long does that scenario take you on average? I havenβt tried it yet because someone on discord said 2 hours π
(DIR) Post #B4RtpJCS4kBofR8ueW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@Poe I'd say it's pretty speedy, 1 hour to 90 minutesno trainee story, skip all the races, once you've seen most the cutscenes it might be even faster than unity cup
(DIR) Post #B4SEVPIbmqgIpVNFE8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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tamamo cross so real
(DIR) Post #B4SFhxhZnuxsxObRq4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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one day I'll get it, one day the acupuncture will be real
(DIR) Post #B4SGKAoZV1B8d75z8q by szkodnix@sk.szkod.ovh
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space What cards did you use?
(DIR) Post #B4SGOneD3sQ8E5SGKu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@szkodnix there might be a better setup, my air groove wasn't even max level, i'm just trying it out
(DIR) Post #B4SH9EkSdL4XbBWPHk by szkodnix@sk.szkod.ovh
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space Still it doesn't look too bad β:kita_smile:β
(DIR) Post #B4UUay0GAlFfUdNtMO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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im glad every other tm opera o event is played up as a joke because otherwise i might genuinely started thinking she is really cool and inspiring
(DIR) Post #B4UeZgg66JYh0nyxH6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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winning both the senior triple crowns: ez pzwinning 3 races with "junior stakes" in the name: challenge level impossible
(DIR) Post #B4UlD8D4GtvvQ2ayhc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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not ever posting about tm opera being cool when she does this to me
(DIR) Post #B4Un8efINNPAXOn9Sy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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they really upped the trainer bully in this scenario as well
(DIR) Post #B4Up1wCKzT8WnRAhw8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this scenario has the highest highs and the lowest lows
(DIR) Post #B4VwvZ01K6D1tuqG48 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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now thats what i call training
(DIR) Post #B4VyxhkVxhuJWejoDw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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guts strat is so strong
(DIR) Post #B4WWBBdjRCSOTvbNBo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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hmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(DIR) Post #B4WWsup9JtQ14OnGro by szkodnix@sk.szkod.ovh
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space Yeah, I love that reference β:02laugh:βWhen I first saw it, I was like "oh no they didn't..."
(DIR) Post #B4WWvCLz7GSo14Ez7g by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@szkodnix the trackblazer events are all so hilarious
(DIR) Post #B4WZWJumAOaA5cLJfk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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local municipality discourse must be crazy in the umamusume universe with the special road lanes for horsegirls
(DIR) Post #B4WZsy2RfUwutyjGYC by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space hmmmmmmmmmm
(DIR) Post #B4XfVGDtCVCvEX7Ybg by Poe@gamepad.club
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@tlapka just happened to me
(DIR) Post #B4XnZrqK4WaohWo01o by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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new oufit for my honse, yaaaaay
(DIR) Post #B4YgCHN702b2PFuJyS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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pretty good for first turn of summer
(DIR) Post #B4YlORp4T7A846bgdk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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those are some sick laptop stickers tbh
(DIR) Post #B4YmJw4YfnDWODGNaS by bearmine@gamepad.club
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@tlapka is she playing an fps with a trackpad while standing up?
(DIR) Post #B4YmKl4J4UJqYCXOm8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@bearmine just built different
(DIR) Post #B4Yq3Gy685PQ5fYFKC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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... okay
(DIR) Post #B4YqfdVIn6w2zHNLEG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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lmao i didnt do the thing
(DIR) Post #B4adbe7ldGVqfJ3QLA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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s-sure
(DIR) Post #B4amaBmaQ4Qo3yWjxY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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just like me for real for real
(DIR) Post #B4b2krdVGL7C22OHbc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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I can't get an umamusume with 1200 stamina in trackblazer I'm gonna cry
(DIR) Post #B4b2s0XoXYmrgg8Uk4 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space pretty and classy, yes that's you
(DIR) Post #B4d45gkjPVg6d4BXjE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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it's not perfect but I think I can say that's the best I can do without losing my mind
(DIR) Post #B4d4GH9Cwz2aOwgLxI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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decent items, no blunders, nothing strictly negative happenedi did fail 1 training and skipped tenno sho autumn for a +100 training but that was critical for getting stamina up anyway
(DIR) Post #B4f1LoaC9fyS06AtXM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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finally, its senior year summer camp, time for my stamina and power cards to go missing for 4 turns, making me lose the champions meet before it even started,
(DIR) Post #B4f2q7DjWbVsRigGZs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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trackblazer really uniquely hits the spot of the "this game sucks, the rng is so mean to me, this is the worst the games ever been" and then the next day i play for three hours
(DIR) Post #B4f33vEisUvPKfj8xk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this is like when i played hearthstone ranked or un'goro twist or so
(DIR) Post #B4fBCAwHBCgtyzXrk0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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all of these are so great
(DIR) Post #B4ioUD3EXoztQtGm1I by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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she's so cute... help...
(DIR) Post #B4jM82b08LHd4ofHPM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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today's uma report: my career runs are getting worse and worse, i have skill issue
(DIR) Post #B4jMBBbR6OUrsdMseu by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space let her rest.. even if you lose she will have a great time and isn't that the greatest reward a trainer can have
(DIR) Post #B4jMhStMMCnElg8wu8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this evening I tried a match of FIVE VERSUS FIVE UMA MUSUME DRAFTthere are a few things about this1. this is extremely, EXTREMELY nerdy2. it's actually a really interesting way of learning game knowledge and putting it to use3. the best part is at the end where everyone's in the same discord call and one guy screen shares all of the races one by one. everyone gets so invested it's like a real eventWe got carried by our frontrunner and fine motion but, interestingly, there was a 900 speed gold ship in the lobby that had the secret superpower of being too slow to run out of stamina, which actually made her really consistent. i feel my understanding of how long races function has been improved already. i have a friend from the uma guild that takes part in these frequently so we wanna be on the same team one day
(DIR) Post #B4jN0hl7J23kNaSiBc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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if you've ever seen that one meme about umamusume that's like "<person> didn't watch the actual races" yeah that was me during this. genuinely didnt learn to care about some of the mechanics that came to play from CMs. not sure if skill issue or just the fact that in this it's 1 uma per player and not 3 umas per player
(DIR) Post #B4jNOo4FVD4WtYu5QW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah true :neocat_up_sleep:
(DIR) Post #B4kak7Rc9EUZdQHkoq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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the ramen race...
(DIR) Post #B4kbCSlCUP8bqxxhmS by bearmine@gamepad.club
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@tlapka and weβve been eating their (delicious) children in mass. Brace for retribution.
(DIR) Post #B4kl6JfoMPopTV9InI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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so is v bourbon bannable in draft because she's an easy to build frontrunner or is operation cacao that good or both or something else
(DIR) Post #B4kvBh9BVoYLGc5k7U by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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she is definitely not my next CM ace but she IS my first trackblazer 9*i got so excited i was on a discord call--
(DIR) Post #B4mxb2Rg3EXEmosEM4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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pickle pepsi
(DIR) Post #B4mxo52phMM6c2TJRo by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space thank you tlapka gor making tamamo rich and famous so she can afford the fancy instant ramen
(DIR) Post #B4mxvy6dNcx3PR0klM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah now that tamamo is rich with seven billion fans we eat in a real life high class ramen restaurant every day
(DIR) Post #B4mzWBi4NXsDyoM7yi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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secret trick they don't teach you about in trainer school: skin troubles can't hurt you if your mood is already awful
(DIR) Post #B4mzd7KB58GEPEU7RA by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space you know sometimes i understand creek
(DIR) Post #B4n04Yn34b3jPM4h60 by aceattveg@gamepad.club
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@tlapka why would they put it there if you werenβt supposed to eat it?
(DIR) Post #B4n0Gh584SLabCJkgK by bearmine@gamepad.club
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@aceattveg @tlapka those grounds keepers are pretty anal about the turf. It rains for two seconds during the day and theyβll be like βall turf races are off turf!βI wouldnβt mess with them.
(DIR) Post #B4n30h9ULEWA2vQ3nM by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space started thinking on a fic where it's Tamamo's career but you are like physically grabbing her legs and dragging her to a restaurant also you know the Asian thing about fighting to pay the bill? well since she can't afford most things you are just outwitting her to order the most expensive things on tve menu by doing things like "brb im going to the bathroom" and run to the waiter telling him to change her orderthen at the cashier you are like both fighting to reach the dataphone with your phonesalso there's pranks where you swap her all-rice lunchbox for your varied lunchbox and say "if you don't have the mouth full by the count of 3 i will take this spoon (it's actually a baby spoon where the handle has chibi tamamo the horse) and force feed you in front of your whole class"
(DIR) Post #B4n37KTD4RVBj6o760 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space this is the grabbing her legs thing https://youtu.be/4XvX1Z45mcM
(DIR) Post #B4n3Es26gPtpqZj4pE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah "we ARE getting food and I already said I'm paying"
(DIR) Post #B4n3OtQ0O30H2WgQnA by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space "i will have a glass of water""sorry it's the kansai dialect aha she meant the 2 kg ribeye""NO I S-" trainer pinches Tamamo's hand ":) osaka people am j right so quirky"
(DIR) Post #B4n3c94pTqTzMt67uK by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space tamamo casually leaving her bedroom in rhe dorm, suddenly her taped together shoes are replaced by brand new ASICS, she tries to leaves in socks demanding explanations but the trainer bribed oguri to lock the door until tamamo put on the shoes
(DIR) Post #B4nLAxGz3d5a7By22C by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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goodbye CM prep, time for FUN SPRINT QUESTING WITH KING HALO
(DIR) Post #B4nLD3nlkqYewWJ3BY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@aceattveg they take good care of it keeping it green and watered and tasty
(DIR) Post #B4nLQ287HWYZWS0eWW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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damn I wasn't expecting king halo to play these kinds of games with me
(DIR) Post #B4nLUjtgUwVuQFVFZI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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?!??!?!???!
(DIR) Post #B4oMQBXeaBhDpDYByi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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day 1 of CM and it's clear my uma selection for this is bad BUT late surger tama finds a way despite all oddsI need to do some vbourbon runs next. she's really good I should learn her kit
(DIR) Post #B4p2PLmJEc69MFgqCe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this CM is going better than I thought it would, making this a lot more fun tbh
(DIR) Post #B4p2qxMzZt5TlV0nQW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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GO GO GO
(DIR) Post #B4pU9biV0OBAsEBnpQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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me: this time for sure, i will finish a career having won 14+ races, undefeatedthe game: you got 2nd place on your make debut
(DIR) Post #B4r5RT2nsYteeQ1g5A by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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never gets old
(DIR) Post #B4tMyLJfiecrmC68Ku by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this is the cutest thing ever
(DIR) Post #B4tNlfFqNUZdnrpFvU by steph@fedi.steph.tools
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@tlapka now when you post abt this game I keep checking if its about me
(DIR) Post #B4tPBV5WtmF1kwsuwa by blub@ak.kawen.space
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@steph @tlapka yes
(DIR) Post #B4tRERKtVOkQtcbJWS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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umamusume skills are trying not to use numbers so bad they really will be like "minimally catch your breath and pick up the pace ever-so-slightly while also increasing awareness by a pinch when at the very front of the midpack"
(DIR) Post #B4tXx5BVJI9ux0sZGa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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idk why but tama looks so silly in this
(DIR) Post #B4tY9pZafGpWIUDxUO by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space tamamo belongs in the jock top + jacket combo...
(DIR) Post #B4tYlT1awmSVMwGlXc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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contractually obligated to wear the outfit
(DIR) Post #B4tYoV7naz7ykccNJQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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the song she was singing? short kings anthem
(DIR) Post #B4tYtZMXGdUNLFvZsO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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think that's the first time i wholeheartedly posted screencaps of a concert, i guess i'm turning into a tama fan account
(DIR) Post #B4tZLMpVSPRIa3jXkG by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space can't wait to get home and wear the knockoff adidas tracksuit
(DIR) Post #B4tZwH4VpOvrRALpmy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah trainer had to tell her about all the money the concert makes
(DIR) Post #B4ta57uZFuBRdIv90a by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space "BUT I HAVE TO DRESS LIKE A PIMP" "you will be able to afford an actual adidas set""but.........""i will take you to a ramen restaurant"
(DIR) Post #B4uVR4jBT2tpW8CcXA by nyovaya@transfem.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space Straight out of circus to me :DBut to be fair I dont even know from where she is β:neofox_boop_blush:β
(DIR) Post #B4uVSrXJU4MHBSVCwS by OctaviaConAmore@cutie.city
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@tlapka @tlapka I'm glad these are better than the half-anniversary outfits :emolga_sweat:
(DIR) Post #B4uVTuHGmH99yWUoSW by Bard@transfem.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space I think it's a combination of understanding her character and the colour scheme clash between the outfit and her head accessories.
(DIR) Post #B4uVgQfCC3N3tResUK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@Bard before I tried the alternate outfits I didn't even realize that entire band counts as part of her ear accessory
(DIR) Post #B4uWF6JDrXHqttugjY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@nyovaya I want to say "she's from Kansai!" but that probably won't actually answer your question(she's a racer from the uma musume game nicknamed the white lightning and her usual outfit is a sporty jacket and pants matching her ear decoration? and the outfit she's wearing in the screenshot is the special 1st anniversary fancy outfit all the racers get in the game to celebrate, they can really only wear it during song performances)
(DIR) Post #B4v2AR2MZ8HcGyqXce by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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dont think ive seen an uma more disappointed with me
(DIR) Post #B4v3qr7W4z8vHj34TI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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so cute...
(DIR) Post #B4v88hIjizQxrR3lEe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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video games let us live out our most unrealistic fantasies, like being pulled into a TTRPG murder mystery game that all of your friends are just coincidentally about to host, and then successfully meeting for multiple sessions until the story has concluded
(DIR) Post #B4v8U8Rtz7Qy8iZLX6 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space dog so fluffy she had to stop RPing for a second to tell you how exciting it was
(DIR) Post #B4v8sxUxptKXPsq1TM by sanek@outerheaven.club
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@tlapka We have autobahns, they have umabahns
(DIR) Post #B4v8wtzCpuV9gKrcUC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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:neocat_pleading:
(DIR) Post #B4vBPQez9IVj2D8VQe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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and thats the last time i had to run ts climax long races
(DIR) Post #B4vBfIHc3uUTgfljc0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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i wish i could say this to my coworkers sometimes ngl
(DIR) Post #B4vD2mnmrLOUxFaGaO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this run looking good
(DIR) Post #B4vDlyTSJG1wBbcauW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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gonna give the fuji kiseki goodnight plushie to sumi so that shes not allowed to stay up anymore
(DIR) Post #B4vF1rtIeZ0iM9qv7w by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this is the same disclaimer people get before they follow my private as well
(DIR) Post #B4vFVI8y7pKiAxDBmi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@fristi need screenshot mode where they stop blinking for the pic
(DIR) Post #B4wX3i1wHKf0gbsftg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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"lie in wait" skill literally isn't real and it definitely isn't granted by satono diamond ssr wit. do not believe her lies
(DIR) Post #B4wakNu1Hwe4ZlDXxA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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:neocat_sob:
(DIR) Post #B4wxuSuFpy3nw76SFk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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how could rice shower do this to her girlfriend
(DIR) Post #B4x0xjmXqlcp0SkUxk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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senior year event btw
(DIR) Post #B4x35wOB3reCKbOHVg by szkodnix@sk.szkod.ovh
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space It's cannon β:02laugh:β
(DIR) Post #B4x9TCDWygARo6soCW by rakuno@gamepad.club
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@tlapka Love is one thing. Competition is another!
(DIR) Post #B4xIfwE4dwLNYzHtr6 by bearmine@gamepad.club
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@tlapka no mercy on the track.
(DIR) Post #B567kul8AqKDOAYkd6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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what a run!!
(DIR) Post #B567xVFaKI9E2Uo5OC by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space that's one hell of a flex she never knew defeat before so she didn't even know what it feels like
(DIR) Post #B5683zwj73WCyi5DRg by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE LOST ANOTHER COMRADE TO THE BRAINWORMS
(DIR) Post #B568AAeCEtGfu9MKEi by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space bourbon got into the digital flow of not wanting to stop looking at rice's back so she conceded
(DIR) Post #B568UY58osH2NSgB5E by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space see if we harness the power of ai we can just write a custom reply where we storm in there and go "she actually meant "yes please"" and just pull her inand then ryan does this https://youtu.be/FNQJsZfPHqY (β»ryan could perfectly stay outside the shop but lowkey she is putting little resistance)
(DIR) Post #B5698RYOVi5RiKNxWC by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space "Before Ryan had a chance to turn around, I appear in front of her with McQueen by my side. Alone, I could not drag her inside the shop, but McQueen is strangely willing to comply with my less than refined methods when it comes to Ryan.""T-trainer! McQueen! What... What a nice day, right? Really makes you want to go to the park and do a few laps!""Yes, I agree, but you know what I feel even more like doing right now? Doing some shopping.""McQueen is grasping her with what looks like enough force to snap a steel beam in half. It is things like this that make me realise that you cannot look after your trainee without some external assistance.""We garner some strange looks as Ryan screams for her life, but we -and by we I mean McQueen- manage to drag her back inside. She looked like all her life force was sucked away by the time evening came around, but we had managed to talk her into choosing three skirts, two dresses, one hat, two ribbons and a few blouses."
(DIR) Post #B56qamdG1yZNE0Q6oS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah
(DIR) Post #B5GD0MeJCjYLaE9cbQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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so true
(DIR) Post #B5GDSeQogQxMqJKc5Y by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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did i overdo it with the hoarding
(DIR) Post #B5GEhTHcVygwZ4f1Wa by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space oh shit tlapka is now in ohio
(DIR) Post #B5GEoEchQ1W17mkH3I by michcia@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah @tlapka OH: tlap tlap
(DIR) Post #B5GFUCruKhk9qRsA0O by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@michcia@ak.kawen.space @tlapka@ak.kawen.space tlap tuah knock over that thang
(DIR) Post #B5GFwf03KoOfCXFZbc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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"gluttony is considered a sin" TRAINER CHILL THIS IS ABOUT HAVING A SECOND MUFFIN
(DIR) Post #B5GG4gjclf9stnOU8e by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space she's ethnically american so you need to remind her to not overeat
(DIR) Post #B5GGJ3wtFuBcwxSA1A by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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:PtiloThink:
(DIR) Post #B5GGLLcwV0bWMDDEdk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah i think if taiki shuttle offered her burgers she would run away
(DIR) Post #B5GGTkKsW6ivJ3lfJg by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space taiki: tarnation grass why do you act so refined you need to retake yer roots here have some mac and cheese burgergrass: *faints
(DIR) Post #B5GGjZw0xIK1gJgftg by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space taiki: here i know what you need!! unfolds American flag and sings the hymn while waving itgrass: I'm glad you're having funtaiki: stop speaking Japanese zoinks do you not yearn for some good pecan pie?????
(DIR) Post #B5GGtHN4pS4b0HyH1E by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space actually you know whatdigitan was born in america and I'd swear she's at least half american, so would taiki try to reinvigorate the AMERICAN SPIRIT within all the hafu umas???
(DIR) Post #B5GGxFE2kT13VVdX5k by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space digitan, whispering: those ameriboostaiki: I HEARD YA SCOUNDREL AFTER I HAVE REPATRIATED GRASS YOU'RE NEXT
(DIR) Post #B5GHe1hUuSLg0poVBw by szkodnix@sk.szkod.ovh
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space Nope. That's always too few π
(DIR) Post #B5GIlANt7cvIvSbsJM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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hello, white spark central? where did my white sparks go
(DIR) Post #B5GK6uCO50if3JA0DQ by rakuno@gamepad.club
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@tlapka πΏ
(DIR) Post #B5QhUFvHiVY5cDraS0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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another insane one from the late surger parent factoryshame its guts 1* is all
(DIR) Post #B5Qhk76yFHygv7tIdk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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im hitting SS+ one day doon. i feel it so close
(DIR) Post #B5QibsQN4GuH0TbM7E by Poe@gamepad.club
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@tlapka
(DIR) Post #B5QifHUwIivvdkMU1w by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@Poe her guts was 700 too like couldnt it have at least been a 2*.............
(DIR) Post #B5QjJNJC7IfzFDzCro by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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take THAT
(DIR) Post #B5Qjua6BWg35cwdtNg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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genuinely the worst late surger career moment ive had this year
(DIR) Post #B5QkcxCL0MZC0fg9PE by OctaviaConAmore@cutie.city
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@tlapka never, those single tickets save lives :eevee_joy:
(DIR) Post #B5QkhdaTLQBWdVCWHo by OctaviaConAmore@cutie.city
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@tlapka so I heard you wanted more race sparks :dracthyr_laugh:
(DIR) Post #B5Qko0fmQS8HyLipto by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@OctaviaConAmore not unhappy with those, just wish the blue was better and there were some skills too
(DIR) Post #B5QnaCfvIvjv0NthK4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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this was kinda the thing i wanted to get with that one last run but o well
(DIR) Post #B5XhlhzTyW6LhArtke by mansalia@social.maid.zone
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@tlapka her surname is Top Gun??
(DIR) Post #B5XhmxuYGiVHMTA3tY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@mansalia yes!
(DIR) Post #B6SycVk4v0NKKeZxi4 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space just so you know i saved it to favourites
(DIR) Post #B6SyuMGwrjpmAsSpUm by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space not aure if you found out but they have horseshoes under their shoes, my theory is that umas are all predisposed genetically to be pronators and so they do that to protect the shoes from repeated, well, whacking against the ground
(DIR) Post #B6SywgXwSSzPdHWQyW by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space the one that hates pickles
(DIR) Post #B6Syx0QAZ4ejGy2VdY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah i do find that out eventually, not sure if its in the thread hehe
(DIR) Post #B6Sz1GQezPue4wId3Q by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space i wish they all became playable,
(DIR) Post #B6Sz3rKAmhO35RVDnM by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space i hate mobage i haye mobage i hate mobage-
(DIR) Post #B6Sz8MiG1bQfavutZQ by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space so fun fact! apparently it's because after the race the winners do a little parade around the track irl so that's where it comes from
(DIR) Post #B6SzDifZokYN8lDRU8 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space she's lukewarm now..
(DIR) Post #B6SzIKEs4t7yokv9ZA by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space all her wit points are placed on pranking mcqueen
(DIR) Post #B6SzV92d1Mi3r0J6MC by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space it's always the grade schooler
(DIR) Post #B6SzebALp94tgeQXke by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah having seen that irl now yeah i get itits still a little sillybut they do a special thing with the top placing horsestheyre NOT dancing and singing though. some are pretty annoyed to be there at all
(DIR) Post #B6SzkG9QrxtwFRhGYC by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space replying so i xam fins where i left off easily
(DIR) Post #B6T01GNNHpK1ruKHc8 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space 12 billion yen incident
(DIR) Post #B6T033aJoad8mCEghU by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space she saw tamamo skipping lunch that's what
(DIR) Post #B6T06S8cyyqvnPu3Ki by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space funny that is nature the one saying that
(DIR) Post #B6T07zALfhg0WGRGhk by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space RICE!!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #B6T0CSU6bj4KbkoSSO by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space shit goldship reads my story
(DIR) Post #B6T0IpHgkeq33d2cRU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah "you're still on this third place thing?"
(DIR) Post #B6T0JIhZNVlwIINCJE by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space you saw nothing right β:nkoGuns:β
(DIR) Post #B6T0OWNZx8ISA7Vo8G by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space π mmm i need to write this down
(DIR) Post #B6T0oLxPKBF5MraWki by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space no thoughts brain empty what kind of class rep is this
(DIR) Post #B6T0wFIZxrjV28Fq8u by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space hoky shit i need an uma that's like an atheist because she doesn't descend from those three
(DIR) Post #B6T149DYSQraURfkLA by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space the other half is you blackmailing her with telling everyone about baseball if ahe doesn't eat dessert
(DIR) Post #B6T2BtSz0IRvuS97i4 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space i thought ahe wanted to roleplay as a cyboeg what
(DIR) Post #B6T2IN5plWnHX4PJRI by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space THE WINNING CHAKRA!!!
(DIR) Post #B6T2Lmu8FxOsSAYxdI by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space kisten if you don't want the natie i will take her
(DIR) Post #B6T2MJcYcJwxvDatJw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah winning chakra is often the best gamble as the reward is 2 free skills and the punishment is just mood down and energy down
(DIR) Post #B6T2O3ogLfovU666DI by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space @Tireamisu@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com
(DIR) Post #B6T2e2ILlznDOnalu4 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space TICKLED PINK holy shit
(DIR) Post #B6T2mtyA64RcBSNPnM by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space ahe roots for shocker when watching kamen rider the 1971 tv show
(DIR) Post #B6T2ojvyNYQjdgEHD6 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space her cofe!? indirect kiss!?!?
(DIR) Post #B6T2vSHeOuwyvNZSkq by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space event: tachyon locks in
(DIR) Post #B6T38Azrz4XN4iJu52 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space (she's talking about the incurable disease called tendonitis (no don't look up physical therapy trust me it's incurable))
(DIR) Post #B6T3HHS3M6CThRqNJQ by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space no ryan i am an academic I don't train!
(DIR) Post #B6T3QkaAPuTYeb9dxI by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space she's gender
(DIR) Post #B6T3TJWnSdFrcBnhHE by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space they also mention extremely specific muscles
(DIR) Post #B6T3bgKgYcwoev7qxE by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space nishino no leave that crazy lady alone!!
(DIR) Post #B6T3fu7zD2SubPCPXE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah as we now know very well :Winklash:
(DIR) Post #B6T3gTu4CGinYexnpw by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space it's @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be
(DIR) Post #B6T3qaGNPEWeB8DSWO by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space replying to bookmark
(DIR) Post #B6T3vnPPxQg8OhvjxQ by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space damn it really is the one chakra you wantthe one that makes you win races
(DIR) Post #B6U6dkvUwWtCVQz8Mq by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space > bomb.comok grandma let's go to bed
(DIR) Post #B6U6k4kk8pCpjay51k by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space RICE SHOWER!!!!!!!!! πβ€οΈππβΊοΈπππππ
(DIR) Post #B6U6mdqwbxdpAs5mGe by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space meeeeee
(DIR) Post #B6U6uvU0wki2AbJit6 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space she's tazuna's special one (trains guts)
(DIR) Post #B6U70BL5QDGsnJeCES by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space kiss them all goodnight before going to bed
(DIR) Post #B6U7K0ImASfoM31Cl6 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space kindness ia reserved for others π€βοΈ
(DIR) Post #B6U7NyuXHV2xCOZplg by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space ms worldwide discussinf with an american and a peruvian girl
(DIR) Post #B6U7QvpDD8WWUsUfNQ by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space alao holy boob window
(DIR) Post #B6U7Zd3MND6YsqG4lE by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space γγγ€γ¦γ£γ«γγ«γΌγγ£γ³γγΌγγ£γ³
(DIR) Post #B6U7q65oAmiva6FwpM by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space serving cunt bih frfr
(DIR) Post #B6U7wSzPxJJWKfIvCq by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space that's just a regular day for oguri
(DIR) Post #B6U8DwE4VbXFvjUPuC by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space you just KNOW this is feeding tons of umaxtrainer doujins
(DIR) Post #B6U8Fj8a8u69uqm6G8 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space angling?? as in anglerfish!?!? fishing ?!??????
(DIR) Post #B6U8K0db1FMhLmK6tM by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space @BitBun@raru.re
(DIR) Post #B6U8PCCRSWyGeo5yGu by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space I SCREAMES OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS IMAGE
(DIR) Post #B6U8f6kvT0Q2PHoQue by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space sentenced to glue
(DIR) Post #B6U8oLgTKkK5JP8T1U by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space s m i r k
(DIR) Post #B6U8sbALiLUYUE8Xbc by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space nono that's to the trainer that's valid :^)
(DIR) Post #B6U8yfDXZ1SOn0WOmW by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space rizzin' up the autistic uma is no easy feat.. but rice has the charm..
(DIR) Post #B6U95crqhOnDWphAwq by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space mcqueen: help me torena i must skip dessert...natie: open wide...mcqueen: TRAINEEERtrainer: i will hold her in place, you put the spoon in her mouth
(DIR) Post #B6U9CRJQ3lajiXq9Vg by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space they're all fishinf in this game
(DIR) Post #B6U9KoQS0ab3ie7b1c by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space you denied her the fishinf and lost to the fisher
(DIR) Post #B6U9NqBjuYXG3SgVCC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah seiun sky the fisher please lend me your fishing skill (it's one of the best frontrunner skills in the game)
(DIR) Post #B6U9XzNAcQQ5R3s0q8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah "nature is trying to seduce me" lucky her tbh
(DIR) Post #B6U9aVkdCvsYR02x4C by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah the aquarium is a popular spot to go on dates :neocat_flush:
(DIR) Post #B6U9dq89tT6GVcdeL2 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space yea tbh- i mean yea tbh- i mean yea
(DIR) Post #B6U9nP7z90JNeo7Ntg by FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live
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@tlapka @hannah so what IS it with aquariums this link needs to be studied
(DIR) Post #B6U9r7jrjpH4stbssC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah let me tell you about this shipped thing-- oh i gotta go
(DIR) Post #B6UBbtNN3YRnu4x972 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space that's how well you train them
(DIR) Post #B6UC7K5hmRNVjgg3fM by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space RICE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #B6UCQ5ox3pbaynn79k by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space she gambled her lunch money away didn't she
(DIR) Post #B6UCYEmFe2VX4fPaYi by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space THERE'S A M@TH UMA?????
(DIR) Post #B6UCzIVFtrx0RsMi24 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space honestly i don't get people who skip races ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT ROOTIN FOR YOUR OSHI
(DIR) Post #B6UD8JH4OzkfRl1m1w by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space good girl.. good girl..
(DIR) Post #B6UFWJsvz0G4CPJZzs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah cause you run like 35 in a career and they're long :neocat_pat_sob:
(DIR) Post #B6UFXuVzHNj85uL9TU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah she's also a dj
(DIR) Post #B6UFYQ7zk7Y68lMRWK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah secretly
(DIR) Post #B6UFcpNhnFKNcXoLPU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah no the trainer lost in all the games they played togetherbut sirius and nakayama festa were going to play for too much which is why the trainer sacrificed themselves to step in and play (and lose)
(DIR) Post #B6UFeEIOeDm7BGzpiK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah she's an evil vampire now.. careful!!!
(DIR) Post #B6URTu6q2ohf7zQu12 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space Master... May I take the afternoon off? I do not... I do not want to see you right now (she's fucking fuming)
(DIR) Post #B6URhRS7O1FCIwqFAO by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space if you had a sharkey priv you could make it so it displays this upon following..
(DIR) Post #B6US9VdHRG3BNRRj8a by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space i don't have digitan aaying YURI!!!!! ao imagine this is digitan going feral and running to see the yuri
(DIR) Post #B6USMxshinw6kn4oy0 by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space these two back to back are an experience
(DIR) Post #B6USWIykePnynDMKHI by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space sigh i guess this is the end of the old thread anyhow https://youtube.com/shorts/qRCsAFxV_1Y
(DIR) Post #B6USjjnuE95FkngvWS by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@FloatingGhost@ihatebeinga.live @tlapka@ak.kawen.space there's mothing more romantic than fishe β:fish_smooch:β
(DIR) Post #B6USnh0SZPhUEgRubY by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space digitan would watch...
(DIR) Post #B6USqfhNt9Mj35wn3Y by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space (got extorted by high schoolers)
(DIR) Post #B6USsmCOgxPtmvSORc by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space oh noooo keaves her neck exposed i need ro be careful spread eau de carotte
(DIR) Post #B6UdO5IIkGp5WtmnR2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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@hannah this is why you don't press strength chakra no matter the confidence...
(DIR) Post #B6UdZ9AuemWQkdba9w by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space you pressed strength chakra and now the only thing stopping her from punching you in the face with extra strength is the weight of the good memories you made together, all the things she learnt,and Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics
(DIR) Post #B6UddlymKELWG78Rai by hannah@hai.z0ne.social
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space https://youtu.be/cmR-kxev6rw?t=3053 THIS BIT ARRIVED JUST IN TIME FOR ME TO WRITE THIS REPLY
(DIR) Post #B7xzwueRjWtFLFZT0K by lupo@akko.wtf
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@tlapka she's like me