Post B6PoEuXFVMT3GDo3d2 by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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(DIR) Post #B6PoEuXFVMT3GDo3d2 by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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- But we're not doing anything illegal- We are- Oh
(DIR) Post #B6Pr9aamWbKFp5c3MW by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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OH: Good dom bad dom
(DIR) Post #B6QsHk8HETXsqAgx5E by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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"I'll pay by card" grabs someone's hand to slap their payment implant on the reader
(DIR) Post #B6QsVkBpoe8r4Z238a by makuru@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
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@iro_miya Ill pay in hand.
(DIR) Post #B6R3zE3CyJotZuG1yK by LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
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@iro_miya if people keep implanting payment devices into their hands, I'm going to put a card terminal in my boob
(DIR) Post #B6R43egLtnwBKegA1g by seabass@social.seabass.systems
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@iro_miya implanted payment chip which requires fingerprint authen- oh, hmm, hang on a moment
(DIR) Post #B6R6abAaB9Vxu3eh0a by lypsilonx@social.lypsilonx.de
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@LilaHexe @iro_miya Please set it to charge 69€
(DIR) Post #B6SGpJQzatEnwQwhEW by cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be
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@iro_miya Be careful with what you wish...https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1637688(Excellent movie, btw!)
(DIR) Post #B6SrnzXDn6t0Er5nkm by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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"If we get caught I'll just say you're trafficking me"
(DIR) Post #B6V7fxsm2PTgNcHuXg by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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OH: "We need lüften, immediately, emergency lüften"
(DIR) Post #B6VPJaYfsGwcqTMmPI by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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Overhears the cashiers talking about someone paying with their handMe: "Oh you've met my travel companion Cory haven't you. Yeah unfortunately I can't pay with my hand yet but we're getting there this weekend"
(DIR) Post #B6VRhypnT37Uzk8MNM by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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They said something about paying with your forehead so I think we got the first Mark of the Beast comment on this trip so far.Cory was wearing a Satanic Temple t-shirt to be fair
(DIR) Post #B6VS8bF1IJhHdmcnlg by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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There was this fellow druggo we met at a parking lot of a Love's gas station. He was really cool! At some point he asked "you got a Love's card?" and we had him repeat like three times. Because of his accent, we kept hearing "you got glow scars?", and two other companions and I just looked at one another like "did we mishear or does he somehow know what we're up to??"
(DIR) Post #B6W8sLc1vkmUZ2styC by green@mk.absturztau.be
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@iro_miya what is a love's card
(DIR) Post #B6W8sLnNFZr58EBxeS by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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@green loyalty card for the gas station I guess
(DIR) Post #B6W8zNsPuUx7c7u92m by 4censord@unfug.social
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@green @iro_miya isnt lowes a shop of some kind?
(DIR) Post #B6W8zO33GxSY96sdcW by iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be
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@green@mk.absturztau.be @4censord@unfug.social the gas station is called Love's