Post B6OqkzaaFviCx3pcbw by Burrson@chaos.social
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 (DIR) Post #B6OWKBgbAoF1ZGaOci by Paradox@raru.re
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       If I shotgunned a Monster I think I'd be about as miserable as that time I ended up with dehydration cramps during a bike session up a hill during the summer because I underestimated the situation.I could maybe do it with a Sprite. I'd still feel kinda gross. Monster is the wrong kind of sweet. I'd be on the ground in all kinds of pain. I don't know how people drink that.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6OXLyvvetUoY7Az6u by sand@kitty.haus
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       @Paradox Monster? Sprite? I thought you were talking about killing fantasy animals for 3/4ths of the post.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6OXLzA6oAq3G5oJDE by Paradox@raru.re
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       @sand XDWhat a wonderful coincidence of word meanings.Honestly sometimes I forget a sprite is a fairy too.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6OqkzaaFviCx3pcbw by Burrson@chaos.social
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       @Paradox why would you shotgun a carbonated drink? There is a decarbonated monster, that could work
       
 (DIR) Post #B6P4fqrIgd45mk5rPc by Paradox@raru.re
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       @Burrson Because people like to be wild. There is a technique to minimize mess, though.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6P7CiCq4ricPjxseW by DarkestKale@mastodon.social
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       @Paradox dehydration juice