Post B6HeCd86h4aJtQdmnQ by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
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 (DIR) Post #B6HUq1Gbt40MVNlHH6 by Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith
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       Unironically wasted 15 minutes at work with two women talking about shoes. Yes, all three of us have degrees. And no, this is somehow not considered time-theft, but getting caught shit-posting about it here would be. T.T
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HVf3aszkDWUVa99U by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Clippy Do you work at a shoe store?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HWGR58d88Y3IYWUC by MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com
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       @Zergling_man @Clippy hmmmmm
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HWwZnmbDqxG9X3i4 by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @MK2boogaloo @Clippy >post footfag greentext>fedi's self-proclaimed "not a footfag" who's always begging people to send him feet pics shows upThe joke writes itself.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HYWc89WFaWrPo9IW by Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Zergling_man @Clippy No I'm not a shoe salesman, but that guy was made for that job. If only all feet guys could be so lucky. But I'd hate to be the one to clean the bathrooms afterwards.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HYYSMymTBXAPcbEe by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Clippy I don't have a greentext about that fetish.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HYpHknVGyBAJmqfI by MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com
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       @Zergling_man @Clippy no it's a funny greentext, I have nothing else to say.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HZfufI4sNku9J1bE by Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @MK2boogaloo @Clippy @Zergling_man Wait! Barefoot cake smashing! That do anything for you? What about high-heeled car revving? Huh? That start your engine? 🦶👠
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HcIEPJKBS72xEMvQ by fish@detroitriotcity.com
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       @MK2boogaloo @Clippy @Zergling_man Someone who can't appreciate a quality greetext is no good. Back to Facebook it is then.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HcKFnl6yHVwyd9t2 by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Clippy @MK2boogaloo Oh no, now they'll encourage each other
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HcKJcYuXhZnPQGzQ by Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Zergling_man @Clippy @MK2boogaloo I have to assume he's stopped replying to jerk off to women ankle-deep in frosting.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HcKuLqLfJTiGswZE by MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com
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       @Clippy @Zergling_man I don't have foot fetish.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HcLkk5YlbYCWd2Zs by MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com
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       @fish @Clippy @Zergling_man true.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HeCd86h4aJtQdmnQ by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @MK2boogaloo @Clippy So, if Clippy sends you feet pics, would you save them?
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HfPPtZJJBCZ8V9Pc by Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Zergling_man @MK2boogaloo @Clippy I finish work in an hour, you can pimp my feet out later 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HgTkG5dsTOpkfCPA by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Clippy @MK2boogaloo Purely hypothetically.
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HgTkQ12yPfKXJ7sO by Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Zergling_man @Clippy @MK2boogaloo Yes, hypothetically. <.< >.> *puts away camera*
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HgtVzhIcre7fHfiC by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Clippy @MK2boogaloo :AkiFail:
       
 (DIR) Post #B6HgtWDsRuCspduzoW by Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith
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       @Zergling_man @Clippy @MK2boogaloo *re-leashes the previously unleashed dogs*