Post B60e6jQ55lvpyZutGK by Jes@labyrinth.zone
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 (DIR) Post #B60VNwAA4DquplbExM by argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems
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       You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy
       
 (DIR) Post #B60e6jDfpu0VM66yvI by wizzwizz4@fosstodon.org
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       @argentumcation 2-in-1 shampoo does one thing: clean. In that sense, it complies with the Unix philosophy (just as sh and make do). By the same token, why stop at 2? We should extend the shampoo container with extra compartments to hold all manner of cleaning chemicals, as well as various abrasive surfaces, to produce the most Unixy cleaning tool of them all: 800 millilitres and constantly scrubbing.
       
 (DIR) Post #B60e6jQ55lvpyZutGK by Jes@labyrinth.zone
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       @wizzwizz4 @argentumcation but 2 in 1 does 2 things
       
 (DIR) Post #B60uhAvHuYkky3uevY by argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems
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       @wizzwizz4 you've created Systemd for showering
       
 (DIR) Post #B60uhBKoNfAaFDr2i8 by wolf480pl@mstdn.io
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       @argentumcation @wizzwizz4 no, it's ffmpeg of showering
       
 (DIR) Post #B6CHV0qZyzQxvYRHzE by konej@akko.wtf
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       @Jes @wizzwizz4 @argentumcation it does 1 thing 2 different ways
       
 (DIR) Post #B6CHV1AQnBJUv7j8vg by Jes@labyrinth.zone
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       @konej @wizzwizz4 @argentumcation but that's bloat