Post B5vaNtti1A3XmwuGLA by The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #B5vaNtti1A3XmwuGLA by The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social
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       Unfortunately, no one would come to my funeral.#memes #humour #death
       
 (DIR) Post #B5vbZJgeZcKcudo6y0 by z@gayfr.social
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       @The_Whore_of_BlahbylonThat can be re-translated back into “my elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings saying: “you'll be next”. They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same thing at funerals”.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5vhkNMHrXsJD4wCY4 by ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social
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       @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon They're gonna be too busy pissing on my grave after drinking all the MAGA KoolAid
       
 (DIR) Post #B5w75vXwRfxoB3lKDo by kb6nu@mastodon.radio
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       @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon When it comes to attending funerals, I follow Yogi Berra's advice. He is purported to have said, "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."