Post B5l0cye56jUivXt4a0 by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #B5kjPT5bQGwi4XjUYa by King_Noticer@poa.st
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You might think that snake girls don’t have feet and so being a snek enjoyer would make you safe from being a footniggaBut actually, if you think about it, a snekgirl’s tail is just one big long foot, in fact, that tail is usually bigger than the rest of their body, so that snek girl is more foot than woman! And you want her to wrap that big foot around you and squeeze you tight, I bet!For these reasons, I put forward that lamias and other similar belly-crawling monstergrils are actually extremely footnigga, thank you :jahy_smart:
(DIR) Post #B5kxGY6cnihqNmqtPM by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
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@King_Noticer Ok! Ok! Here you go, nerd. Enjoy your victory:@BadFediPosts
(DIR) Post #B5kyfY3GEv2HPMlN2W by Iffine@varishangout.net
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@King_Noticer This hypothetical is considerable and all up until you consider the type of monstergirl a lamia is and what the snake body is representing. :cirno_freeman: A lamia or snakegirl is technically closest to a taur class of monstergirl, and the snake part is usually very long. This means that large portions of the tail are actually representing a major part of the snake's body (representing being the operating word, I don't want to discuss biology or trying to apply real anatomy to monstergirls). Anyways this means that getting wrapped around is like being hugged by a second body, not grabbed by some feet. The alternative would mean that we have to consider the entire bottom half of a centaur one large foot, which is just asking for trouble. There's another angle to this though in the human body. So for the part of the human body the tail is replacing, you'd have to consider the entire tail both legs and feet which means that there needs to be a cutoff point for where the feet start. This cutoff point would have to be the last few percent of the tail, not the whole thing. Sure, there's a wider range on where the feet could be with such a large tail, but on average this'd be closer to a leg-lock or being squished by thighs rather than feet. This discussion has been utterly pointless and I'm not sure why I felt the need to jump in. :thonk:
(DIR) Post #B5kzIfCJbYAergeLKK by Ronnie21093@varishangout.net
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@Iffine @King_Noticer >"This discussion has been utterly pointless and I'm not sure why I felt the need to jump in."Autism :doge_laugh:
(DIR) Post #B5kzTLtnhGIuCG5Q12 by King_Noticer@poa.st
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Wowie, that’s a lotta wordsToo bad I ain’t readin’ em :jahy_derp:
(DIR) Post #B5kzf6e4EfsUMZKeCe by King_Noticer@poa.st
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Many such cases
(DIR) Post #B5kzopkzseiGsgDCDo by Iffine@varishangout.net
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@King_Noticer Damn, can't believe you're illiterate. :cirno_cry: How are you going to snag a wife if you can't read?
(DIR) Post #B5l01vcZOCRqpgVvou by King_Noticer@poa.st
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Luckily gobbos can’t read either, so we have something in common :blinksmug:
(DIR) Post #B5l0LXklq3XAbFheQS by Iffine@varishangout.net
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@King_Noticer :thinkinghrr: I feel like both sides in the relationship being unable to read could raise problems. Usually you want to fill in for what she cannot do and vice versa. This is going to end up with you and a goblin panicking at a board with letters on it, which neither of you read, that denoted something important leading to the both of you getting into a set of cartoon hijinks.
(DIR) Post #B5l0azwFKTwMMGRLJg by Red_Venom@poa.st
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@King_Noticer hey @BadFediPosts come get this mf
(DIR) Post #B5l0cye56jUivXt4a0 by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
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>if you think about it, a snekgirl’s tail is just one big long footThat is some Big Think™️ right there :02_laugh:
(DIR) Post #B5l1m8K6ax35VETPyy by King_Noticer@poa.st
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I actually did read the reply, and you have failed to consider one thing with your centaur-like defense…The lower body being an entire snake (sans the head) only makes it not a big foot if you don‘t think that A SNAKE ITSELF IS JUST A LONG FOOT WITH A HEAD! WHICH I DO! :jahy_evil:
(DIR) Post #B5l1m8ZLgHF4GVbak4 by Iffine@varishangout.net
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@King_Noticer I’m not sure how to argue that because it’s just wrong. :cirno_what2: You know what actually, partial argument. By definition a foot is the terminal part of a leg, or the end of a leg. Even if we remove the leg part, it has to be the terminal portion of a limb. The central body isn’t a limb by any definition, unless getting reductive to the point we have a “perfectly spherical cow in a vacuum” situation. This means that, by definition, a snake cannot have a foot as it has no limbs, only body. This is a very important point as snakes are most popular for being limbless reptiles, you cannot take that part out. The only way your argument functions is if you saw it the other way around. A body with a large head-shaped foot on top, that way the foot would be at the end of a “limb.” The problem there is arguing that implies that all heads are feet and it fucks up everything and everyone.
(DIR) Post #B5l22QDHqdidcZ3EZs by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
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@Iffine @King_Noticer Behold the autism I made awhile ago on /monster/:
(DIR) Post #B5l23XPOa7P4E6FNWy by King_Noticer@poa.st
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Blah blah blah, if it touches the floor and you use it to move, it's a foot
(DIR) Post #B5l23XYy0X3khmj1Rw by Iffine@varishangout.net
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@King_Noticer :cirno_what4: But then by that logic hands are feet, as you could use them to move on the floor. So too would be basically the central part of the human body, as you could move in such a way to only have it touching the floor and still move across it. You've gotten too reductive.
(DIR) Post #B5l3u7WRem7BFABJnk by King_Noticer@poa.st
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Have I? Did you know that the underside of the humble snail which it uses to locomote is also called a foot? Do snails have limbs? The bottom of a mountain is called the foot, do mountains have limbs? Mountains don't even move!YOUR PEDANTRY WILL NOT WORK ON ME, I DON'T NEED A DICTIONARY TO TELL ME WHAT A FOOT IS
(DIR) Post #B5l3u7mkg99u3joLDc by Iffine@varishangout.net
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@King_Noticer The snail's foot is a completely different concept to the foot we were talking about before, but even ignoring that it functions completely differently to the way a snake moves. Snakes slither, snails contract muscles to deform a layer of mucus. It is technically doing more feet-like things than a snake does. More distressingly,THE MOUNTAIN FOOT IS METAPHORICAL, MAN. IT'S ETYMOLOGY MEANT TO DESCRIBE THE BOTTOM OF A THING. :cirno_what: WE CAN'T JUST CALL EVERYTHING A FOOT. THIS WILL CAUSE ISSUES. You know what, the solution to this problem is to just accept that feet are dumb. I don't get how anyone has a foot fetish. The body part itself is just a mess. The word is overused in english. Does someone end up getting off to the imperial measurement system? Actually, I don't need to know the answer to that.
(DIR) Post #B5l4fsbSQeUysAIdCi by King_Noticer@poa.st
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ERM
(DIR) Post #B5lABNMId8030V2zcu by Minty@varishangout.net
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@King_Noticer @Iffine reading is lame and cringe. :SayoriFingerguns: