Post B5dU2QrWg6LD5NzEbg by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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 (DIR) Post #B5dU2PAayEPFpwtR3I by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       Me: Don't scratch up the chair, Asher. We put that  towel over it to stop your kitchen chair scratching. Asher: Are you talking to me?#CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayEveryday #CatLovers #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatContent #FediCats #FelineFriday
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2PoIacAJp5T8wC by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       Me: Yes. I'm talking to you. Get your claws off the chair.Asher: You are not the boss of me.#CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayEveryday #CatLovers #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatContent #FediCats #FelineFriday #RebelCat
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2QLGc2XLTKtTKC by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       Just substitute Robert DeNiro's voice for Asher talk.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2QLGc2XLTKtTKD by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       @WuMargaret Asher was embracing his half dickface/the jerk cat half, today.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2QMgWlffXjYbXE by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       2 missing photos from today's domestic cat crimes evidence file - when Asher tried attacking my cellphone camera & tried to stop his cat crimes from being documented further.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2QrWg6LD5NzEbg by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       Taking a random moment to say that I got the hearts tablecloth for my Mom 2 years & she loves it a lot. I scored it for free, from online classifieds 🙂 It was still brand new, in package.I love hunting & scoring useful freebies for my family & friends.I scored a free kitchen playhouse with all accessories, 6 free dollhouses, a complete kids encyclopedia set & much more to give to my parent friends. I don't like buying new stuff if I can score it for free.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2QswapTX9meMoi by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       Asher got a 10 minute bathroom time out.Once he was released from temporary bathroom detainment, he walked himself to my bedroom & was ready to start peace talks.Asher: I'm extending my paw out, for domestic homeland peace talks.Me: Do not pull a Trump/Bibi baitswitch move on me, homie cat.#CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayEveryday #CatLovers #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatContent #FediCats #FelineFriday
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2QxuINRfPAyKYK by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       Felonious Feline. Asher needs a custom shirt.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2QzKD6ZzTZdSlM by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       Pretty sure that Asher was growling - I need a kitty body camera! This is feline injustice. I have homie cat rights!
       
 (DIR) Post #B5dU2RqV1P788UVve4 by PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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       This concludes the afternoon domestic cat criminal activities report for today.