Post B5ZDZyWY4PVxBlkAEK by aud@fire.asta.lgbt
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 (DIR) Post #B5Z4mjz4XczWGs66sa by aud@fire.asta.lgbt
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       Anthropic’s latest Claude models are introducing serious security issues into code, cyber experts say. The company is yet to officially explain why.ffsI do kind of wish we were already past the "LLM does thing LLM is designed to do but let's pretend it's somehow not a fundamental part of the design"It's a language model!  It spits out language, that's the whole thing.  It's trained on code containing vulnerabilities.  They're obviously going to be in the output.I feel like I've been taking fucking crazy pills for the last few years, the way everyone pretends "hallucinations" or "fucked up vibe coding" are a bug instead of just how the model works argggghhhhhhhhRE: https://cyberplace.social/users/GossiTheDog/statuses/116449538020922048
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Z4mkR4rVOPfjCTWy by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
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       @aud yeah I just can't even! "Oh these are just silly hallucinations, they'll teach the model to not hallucinate in the next version" from people who are supposed to be fucking _experts_ in ML, who were working on ML and AI for a decade before this fucking fad.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Z5DILJQ2o0MVA74C by schrotthaufen@mastodon.social
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       @IngaLovinde @aud LLMs sure are rotting brains faster than YouTube shorts.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Z5N76U3pnkOruN0K by aud@fire.asta.lgbt
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       @IngaLovinde@embracing.space for my next trick, I will teach a dog to be a human being!  totally plausible and possible!
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Z5N7ItJhj51LiHLM by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
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       @aud when the vet who is also a programmer tells you that yes, your cat might still be making mistakes, but by next week she'll definitely write perfect working code, will be able to implement new features in your complex application at the rate of ten thousands SLOC per hour, you'll only need to briefly check that the written code is ok.And you're like, dude wtf are you talking about, she's a fucking _cat_!And he's like, I'm a vet, I know all about cats, you just haven't seen how this latest treat motivates cats!Except that it's not just one vet, it's the entire world.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZBVkJCmR5e2CMFhA by aud@fire.asta.lgbt
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       @IngaLovinde@embracing.space at least in that scenario, we'd have more cats 😂 I'd take investments in cat centers any day of the week.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZBVkZ9p7qmpfozYm by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
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       @aud corporations would hoard all the cats in the world and torture them and rent them out for two minutes at a time, for code writing.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZD7EeP24xoo5iH4K by aud@fire.asta.lgbt
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       @schrotthaufen@mastodon.social @IngaLovinde@embracing.space if I hear "we're gonna be left behind!!!!!111" one more fucking time
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZD7Eq6KaJzONBcIq by schrotthaufen@mastodon.social
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       @aud @IngaLovinde I really need to find a therapist who I can bitch to about the people with fomo or ai psychosis. And find ways to deal with them…
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZD7F0NiMXpuFzpKK by aud@fire.asta.lgbt
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       @schrotthaufen@mastodon.social @IngaLovinde@embracing.space someone on a thread (which was asking KDE to outright ban LLM contributions, which was receiving resistance, to my chagrin... although usually the sloppers out themselves pretty quickly.  Also, "LLMs are powerful tools" FUUUUUUCK NO CITATION NEEDED.  CITATION.  NEEDED.  Or at least context.  A tool to do what, motherfucker?  Prove it.  PROVE.  IT.  ARGH)wait, where was... ah, right, yes.  Someone on a thread there was like, "but if KDE doesn't use LLMs KDE will fall behind corporate OSes and that's bad for free software!!!" meanwhile, Windows 11 is fucking exploding lmao.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZD7FJAaVZcqWmpc0 by cthos@mastodon.cthos.dev
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       @aud @schrotthaufen @IngaLovinde it is wild that they cannot put two and two together that AI slopping all the code is causing things to degrade. But that's gambling addiction for you I guess
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZD7FWHnk47VCvJ3Y by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
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       @cthos @aud @schrotthaufen no it's the developers who are sloppy and prompting it wrong!
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZDBhxS0jmyrNktiS by cthos@mastodon.cthos.dev
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       @IngaLovinde @aud @schrotthaufen right right, like that system they've got for the slots. 🤔
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZDZyWY4PVxBlkAEK by aud@fire.asta.lgbt
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       @IngaLovinde@embracing.space @cthos@mastodon.cthos.dev @schrotthaufen@mastodon.social I can already hear the C suites blaming the remaining software people for "not effectively using this amazing technology to create the amazing products we knew we could have" to the board while they fire everyone.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZDZyjJIxirpLiM7c by aud@fire.asta.lgbt
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       @schrotthaufen@mastodon.social @cthos@mastodon.cthos.dev @IngaLovinde@embracing.space what's that children's game where everyone sings a song while walking in circles and then they all die?  yeah, that's the one that's going on here(I think I'm mashing up Ring Around The Rosie and Musical Chairs + adding in explicit death, but it feels apt)
       
 (DIR) Post #B5ZDZyviYpeCRpWGSe by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
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       @aud @schrotthaufen @cthos and also where they have explosive diarrhea while walking in circles on all fours.Or wait, is it from another movie?