Post B5VvEx4Ntu6pwqW30q by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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 (DIR) Post #B5Vv7v1T74iHZXnYw4 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       thinking about that time that i literally cosplayed as frodo in high school to protest the adoption of "hogwarts houses" in my school
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VvB2iiwwzUJaWKeW by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       that's right, i've been a harry potter hater since before she got canceledthis is because harry potter is just terrible
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VvEx4Ntu6pwqW30q by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       my grandmother tried reading a harry potter book with me once when i was in middle school.  i think it was the first one.i was like "please stop, I can feel the IQ points leaving"
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VvSNzD8XvPC1VB68 by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @MonniauxD yes, graduated from high school in 2003
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VvUmSl6XV1gWSrhY by ZiggyTheHamster@ruby.social
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       @ariadne my school banned HP before it got to this point and prescribed the Chronicles of Narnia instead because it’s allegedly an allegory for the Bible or something
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VvX0d9OtoECiO73g by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ZiggyTheHamster yes Aslan is Jesus
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VvhuV2XEzMNJnBGi by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dysfun i once got out of having to write a book report on a harry potter book by arguing that being forced to read a religious text (e.g. witchcraft) was an abuse of my first amendment rights
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VvnNAtLjIekzyNQe by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dysfun oklahoma, baby
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Vw30ax4GuNMQcN4y by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dysfun like if i am going to be stuck with a "stuck in the buckle of the bible belt" debuff, i'm going to take advantage of the only time i can turn that into a positive
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VwAK4N3obbmqrlKK by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dysfun oh they take their jebus very seriously in oklahoma, yes sir
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VwH8sH59Gj5pSZhQ by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dysfun great question.  i haven't any idea.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VwQENxxe8yn9cKlE by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dysfun i wouldn't know, i grew up humanist-jewish
       
 (DIR) Post #B5VwY74N2u1aPzD5bk by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dysfun i mean, after my parents divorced, my dad wound up getting remarried to a wiccan in the end so...
       
 (DIR) Post #B5Vx4WiZDmtHEQT3gG by ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
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       @dysfun from my perspective, hell is a state of mind to be escaped.  maimonides agrees with me, having written a quite lengthy tome on the topic called the guide of the perplexed.at any rate, i have escaped oklahoma many times.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5W2Vo5HGH0UgKuxkm by thomholwerda@exquisite.social
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       @ariadne I got so bored when watching the first movie with friends I fell asleep. Years later when different friends dragged me to the cinema to watch a later one of the movies I dozed off too.It was just so fucking boring.Never read the books.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5WV6iDip6InvWFndY by kouhai@social.treehouse.systems
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       @ariadne @dysfun have you figured out to set a better respawn point yet
       
 (DIR) Post #B5apU9OIkFAeZSUmqu by plicease@mastodon.social
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       @ariadne I love this.