Post B5UVRQH4LvFw27m7g8 by mwl@io.mwl.io
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 (DIR) Post #B5UVRPpQ0j8ceMq2a0 by mhoye@cosocial.ca
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       "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" says that the Devil was "in a bind because he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal", suggesting that Satan Himself - note that the song specifies "the Devil", not "a devil" - has monthly quotas and faces consequences for not meeting those quotas. From this we can infer the existence of a greater and more sinister being capable of imposing KPIs on Satan Himself, suggesting in turn that KPIs themselves are the product of something more evil than Satan.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5UVRQ514jcBQk8UtM by Dianora@ottawa.place
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       @mhoye I always wondered about the purpose of souls. I mean, I guess you could use them to decorate rooms? Like rugs or wall hangings. Really, torturing souls would get boring after a while no?
       
 (DIR) Post #B5UVRQH4LvFw27m7g8 by mwl@io.mwl.io
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       @Dianora @mhoye Souls exist so that the Absolute can have pets.Earth exists to filter out those who can't be housebroken.