Post B5PLdEbXb0Yvz0XpJ2 by adriano@lile.cl
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 (DIR) Post #B5PLdEP8L8dbMWjuy0 by Alice@beige.party
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       I enjoy drinking wine, but I don’t know any of the technical terms and have zero desire to learn, so I like to go to wine bars and say stuff like "This has hints of nostalgia and missed opportunities" and "Ooh, this tastes squirty!"
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PLdEbXb0Yvz0XpJ2 by adriano@lile.cl
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       @Alice I love using the phrase "I think this wine is corked" before they even open the bottle.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PLdEpikHuAgzB9PM by AnguaDelphine@mk.absturztau.be
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       @adriano@lile.cl Especially if it's a ScrewTop?@Alice@beige.party
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PLdExsFyQX6Gzf7I by Alice@beige.party
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       One of my favorite wine references is on Love on the Spectrum when Abbey tries some wine and says "It's interesting...but I’m not interested."So real, Abbey.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PLdF5JoINjTMTbii by Alice@beige.party
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       @AnguaDelphine @adriano This reminds me of a time years ago when @KevBot and I were poor and living in Chicago and there are a lot of restaurants that don’t serve alcohol but will let you bring your own wine, but with a corkage fee. We went to a restaurant and realized it was BYOB so Kev ran to a nearby store to buy a bottle of wine and when he set it on the table and the waiter went to cork it, he tapped the top of the bottle to inform us that it was a screw top. We still paid $25 in "corkage." 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PLdFcHpikl7btw6i by paco@infosec.exchange
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       @Alice They call it 'corkage' because calling it 'screwage' is a little too on-the-nose. 😃
       
 (DIR) Post #B5PLdFqoxgNZqghXlI by mrfoostang@foostang.xyz
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       @paco@infosec.exchange @alice@infosec.exchange Dammit you beat me to it!