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 (DIR) Post #B5NUsQlJBfmNIuVx0C by cumrade_cam@thicc.horse
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       introducing "Pay-By-Ass" a new feature designed to increase consumer survivability and national happiness. For any purchase less than $50 (let's face it, you're a cheap whore), you can just select "Pay-By-Ass" and the cashier will be notified and bend you over the counter right there in front of everyone. Businesses participating in Pay-By-Ass will have the final purchase cost reimbursed by the government (funded by de-funding the DoD).
       
 (DIR) Post #B5NUsV3tCX1EdhEqWG by cumrade_cam@thicc.horse
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       There's no limit to how many times a day you can "Pay-By-Ass" so realistically you can do your entire grocery shopping trip by just going through the line 4 or 5 times.
       
 (DIR) Post #B5NUsWEup1QuIBPALQ by cumrade_cam@thicc.horse
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       originally there was some concern about the spot this would put retail workers in, but as it turns out most of them say it has breathed new life into their jobs and they're in utterly fantastic shape now from fucking hundreds of asses every single day.