Post B5Mk4EswTX3y68DJWS by mwl@io.mwl.io
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(DIR) Post #B5MjayTMPykknUIGno by mwl@io.mwl.io
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"The best thing about owning a bidet is that when you're throwing up in the toilet, you can also get a drink from the fountain."
(DIR) Post #B5Mk4Ehx8OGxY34XOS by gloriouscow@oldbytes.space
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@mwl ... i have no one to blame but myself
(DIR) Post #B5Mk4EswTX3y68DJWS by mwl@io.mwl.io
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@gloriouscow yes, that is correct. :flan_pats:
(DIR) Post #B5MkDIcjwc28IcxJIG by amalia22@mastodon.social
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@mwl 🤢
(DIR) Post #B5Mlgi1qfULlRZHshs by gumnos@bsd.cafe
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@mwl tangentially, every time I see someone write "Happy b'day", that's how I pronounce it with all the associated connotations 😛
(DIR) Post #B5Mm3zXHk9tyOw5rXs by mwl@io.mwl.io
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@jzb if you're going to ignore the warnings, then yes.
(DIR) Post #B5MppOC2BaJmLaRj04 by ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world
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@mwl one time I was really REALLY sick and I was shitting in the toilet whilst puking in the bidet